So. Scum v Chavs at the weekend....

[Norbs]

what would be the best result for us?

Chavs win and are buoyed for wednesday's second leg, Scum win and the Chavs
get all demoralised.

What'll it be?

[ELNINO 9]

they both kick the living **** out of each other, lampard gets a last min deflected winner to keep the dream alive that united win nothing, plus ronaldo gets injured

[rage]

chavs to win, every time, but to have the **** kicked out of em and for several of their key players to get injured and the rest knackered for Wednesday (wish it was Tuesday!)

[wishiwasascouser]

22 serious injuries would be the best result for us, and a Chelsea win.

[blacky]

Not really arsed TBH.....once it's a physical game that knocks the stuffing out of the chavs. A couple of injuries wouldn't go astray!!

[andyinswinton]

22 serious injuries would be the best result for us, and a Chelsea win.

Agreed

[Aus_LFC]

22 serious injuries would be the best result for us, and a Chelsea win.

What I am hoping for !

[The Erectile Banana]

22 serious injuries would be the best result for us, and a Chelsea win.

Good answer.



I think either result could benefit us.

If they win they will be distacted by a possible league title and if they lose they'll be demoralised and ripe for the picking.

[Norbs]

I hope that Ferdinand and Terry clatter in to each other at such a pace and their feet weld together as a result of it. Both players then need to be separated, in the close season when the swelling subsides. Scholes will go over the top in to Lampard's groin, tearing his little fat cock off in the process. The ref wont notice it and baldy Joe Cole will take revenge on Scholes, hurtling in him and ripping a ginger bollock clean out of it's sack. Tevez will spot himself in a mirror pre-match and will need months of therapy. Drogba and Ronaldo will try to outdo each other in a diving contest which will hopefully result in a hideous clash of heads causing both players to get irrepairable brain damage.



And Chelsea win it 1-0

[Kopite_Colin]

Scum concede a pen early on, Chav Drogba badly injured in the process, and another Chav overreacts and gets sent off so Chavs down to 10 men early on. Chavs score the resulting pen and go 1-0 up. Scum defender booked. Scum later have one sent off too, and then Chelsea down to 9 men after 30 mins. Chavs hang on for a 1-0 win with 9 men but are knackered at the end of the match. 4 other major injuries : Ronaldo, Ferdinand, Terry and Essien.

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

I hope that Ferdinand and Terry clatter in to each other at such a pace and their feet weld together as a result of it. Both players then need to be separated, in the close season when the swelling subsides. Scholes will go over the top in to Lampard's groin, tearing his little fat cock off in the process. The ref wont notice it and baldy Joe Cole will take revenge on Scholes, hurtling in him and ripping a ginger bollock clean out of it's sack. Tevez will spot himself in a mirror pre-match and will need months of therapy. Drogba and Ronaldo will try to outdo each other in a diving contest which will hopefully result in a hideous clash of heads causing both players to get irrepairable brain damage.



And Chelsea win it 1-0

Good work! what are the odds?

[Johnny H]

Avram Grant and Fergie lumping the living **** out of each other on the touchline, both end up being carted off to intensive care. It takes 6 weeks to successfully extract all of the chewing gum from up Ferguson's arse.

Joe Cole finds that after years of running around with his mouth wide open and his tonge sticking out he actually can't close his mouth any more and can't swallow food. He faints and is awarded a penalty by Rob Styles which is tucked away by Styles himself.

The game ends when Anelka falls out with the rest of his team mates and takes the ball home.

[Joe King]

Dunk comes and does a big **** and causes the London sewage system to be blocked.

[ELNINO 9]

Dunk comes and does a big **** and causes the London sewage system to be blocked.

hahahahahahahahahahahah

[Norbs]

Avram Grant and Fergie lumping the living **** out of each other on the touchline, both end up being carted off to intensive care. It takes 6 weeks to successfully extract all of the chewing gum from up Ferguson's arse.

Joe Cole finds that after years of running around with his mouth wide open and his tonge sticking out he actually can't close his mouth any more and can't swallow food. He faints and is awarded a penalty by Rob Styles which is tucked away by Styles himself.

The game ends when Anelka falls out with the rest of his team mates and takes the ball home.

Anyone notice how bald Joke Hole is getting? I bet he'll be replacing Goochie on those hair spray ads soon.