Lfc Tattoo

[Gibbo]

Assassin is married

[Assassin]

Assassin is married

I am?

[Gibbo]

You do my head in when I notice you like twice a day!

You got a bit of money mate?

[Assassin]

You do my head in when I notice you like twice a day!

You got a bit of money mate?

I have that effect on people, what about the other times during the day you notice me

Not sure what a bit of money is

[Assassin]

She puts up with you!

And Helios, I probably won't get a tattoo anyway.

She does?

[pondus]

I am?

[dom9]

You've got a mother in law Assassin, right?

[Assassin]

You've got a mother in law Assassin, right?

So I have

[Norbs]

No I wouldn't get a tattoo. I would have had one by now if I wanted one. I have had piercings though.

It was a play on bonker, 'bonk her'

I had a tragus piercing once but it got torn at a gig while crowd surfing and I had to remove it. True story

[dom9]

It was a play on bonker, 'bonk here's

I had a tragus piercing once but it got torn at a gig while crowd surfing and I had to remove it. True story

Yeah I thought so.

[Assassin]

It was a play on bonker, 'bonk here's

I had a tragus piercing once but it got torn at a gig while crowd surfing and I had to remove it. True story

Crowd surfing

[dom9]

Absolutely.

[Helios Creed]

She puts up with you!

And Helios, I probably won't get a tattoo anyway.

To explain - for me, the nape is one of the most beautiful and attractive features and any tattoo, even a Liver bird, would detract from it.

I'm not mad on perfume or make up either - truly attractive women need neither. I suppose, like mustard, a little can enhance what is already there.