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    #1

    Man u Torres song

    stolen from elsewhere but apparently they have this lined up for next season

    Chelsea scored then he got subbed,
    Torres Torres.
    They got knocked out then he blubbed,
    Torres Torres.
    With wonky teeth and a goofy smile,
    a haircut like a paedophile,
    Fernando Torres,
    Liverpool's number 9.


    well at least they thought it up all by themselves
    Originally posted by fah-q
    Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?
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    #2
    Originally posted by meffin View Post
    stolen from elsewhere but apparently they have this lined up for next season

    Chelsea scored then he got subbed,
    Torres Torres.
    They got knocked out then he blubbed,
    Torres Torres.
    With wonky teeth and a goofy smile,
    a haircut like a paedophile,
    Fernando Torres,
    Liverpool's number 9.


    well at least they thought it up all by themselves
    it does make me me smile that they spend more time singing about us than themselves!

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      #3
      haha they have just won the double and all they can think about is how to piss us off. its pathetic really
      Originally posted by fah-q
      Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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        #4
        Originally posted by paulc View Post
        it does make me me smile that they spend more time singing about us than themselves!




        bitters will be next

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          #5
          Originally posted by meffin View Post
          With wonky teeth and a goofy smile,
          a haircut like a paedophile,

          think I know which one my mrs would prefer






          Keep this quiet
          if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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            #6
            Originally posted by tufty View Post
            think I know which one my mrs would prefer



            Exactly. Great post.

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              #7
              that truely is a shocking picture of tevez
              Originally posted by fah-q
              Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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                #8
                Has he **** got wonky teeth.

                And since when do paedo's have long flowing blonde hair? (not that I'm an expert )



                And SRSLY - Rooney, Tevez, Wio, Scholes etc - bunch of ugly cunts the lots of them.
                Last edited by Reece; 10-06-08, 10:44 AM.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Reece View Post
                  Has he **** got wonky teeth.

                  And since when do paedo's have long flowing blonde hair? (not that I'm an expert )



                  And SRSLY - Rooney, Torres, Wio, Scholes etc - bunch of ugly cunts the lots of them.
                  how dare you!
                  i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Reece View Post
                    Has he **** got wonky teeth.

                    And since when do paedo's have long flowing blonde hair? (not that I'm an expert )



                    And SRSLY - Rooney, Tevez, Wio, Scholes etc - bunch of ugly cunts the lots of them.
                    Damn right. Man Ughtd.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by PTP View Post
                      how dare you!
                      WTF? I can't believe I did that. I obviously meant Tevez

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                        #12
                        It's sad that they're so obsessed with us
                        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                          #13
                          One year on he is the best... Torres Torres
                          Better than Ron and all the rest ... Torres Torres
                          50 million Im stinking rich, **** off Abramobitch.

                          Fernando Torres STILL Liverpool's number 9.
                          Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                          Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                            #14
                            he plays on the left
                            he plays on the right
                            that boy ronaldo
                            left england last night

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                              One year on he is the best... Torres Torres
                              Better than Ron and all the rest ... Torres Torres
                              50 million Im stinking rich, **** off Abramobitch.

                              Fernando Torres STILL Liverpool's number 9.
                              haha are you a poet but you dont know it?

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