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[Tatterdemalion]

K is the chemical symbol for Potassium

It's also the shape a lady strikes when she's posing to advertise a special breakfast cereal that will help you lose weight if you gorge on it like ravenous fat rat.

Do some ****ing exercise bitch - it's eating that got you into trouble in the first place.

[Rich]

It's also the shape a lady strikes when she's posing to advertise a special breakfast cereal that will help you lose weight if you gorge on it like ravenous fat rat.

Do some ****ing exercise bitch - it's eating that got you into trouble in the first place.

Well said

[Rich]

bloomin eck but hey you pay for the quality - triple glazing is it not?

Funnily enough that was the Salesman's pitch "you pay for quality"

My mate got the same spec for £1,700.

[Imy]

Funnily enough that was the Salesman's pitch "you pay for quality"

My mate got the same spec for £1,700.

They provide glazing for the queen, no?

Same triple glazing spec for £1,700 today is full of surprises :yawn:

[Rich]

Tell me about it - **** night's sleep and bored out of my brain.

[Neil Young]

Anyone ever had a shave at work?

[Rich]

Anyone ever had a shave at work?

Not me; I've not had a shave today either. :dejavu:

[PTP]

so i'm not the only one bored ****less - ****ing slow day today. Speaking of double glazing, tho it doesn't affect me to much - the apartment i live in, which is a big old house, converted into three apartments - doesn't have double glazing on the front. My mates parents who own the building and rent to us, where told when they were getting it renovated it apartments that they couldn't get double glazing done as the building is in a conservation area or something or other. On the sly they got it put in the back where noone would see but left the front. In the past 6 months - the two houses either side, both of the same design have had double glazing put in front and back!!!! - My mates mum and dad aren't happy!

[Imy]

Not me; I've not had a shave today either. :dejavu:

I've just went 3 week without shaving , Trimmed my beard back though on Sunday

I would never shave at work anyway.

[PTP]

Anyone ever had a shave at work?

i have thought about it before, but never bothered too. WHo would do that, it would be wierd -

i could just imagine the secretary taking a second look at you tho and you could imagine her wondering what was different about you... she'd would have seen you 5 mins before you went for the shave, if you didn't tell her u'd shaved and then left her wondering what was different.

[Sean_LFC_1892]

Anyone ever had a shave at work?

Do pubes count..??

[kev776]

I shave in the shower of a morning and clean my teeth, saves loads of time

[Tatterdemalion]

Why the big fuss about having a shave at work?

I relish any opportunity to expel fluids/solids of any description from my body.

The thought of being paid to lay one down always makes me feel good.

My particular favourite is chatting to the boss (female) before and after emptying the tubes.

[Joe King]

I have never shaved

[Matt]

I have never shaved

Wait til puberty hits, you wont know what you're in for.