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    Not only are we the best

    but we are the best looking fans in England as well.

    Liverpool is famous for many things: The Beatles, its historic docks, and now... the best-looking football fans in the country!

    A study by Sky HD has revealed when it comes to well-chiselled features and luscious locks, Liverpool tops the table as having the most attractive set of supporters in the Premier League.

    High definition television means that it's not just the action on the football pitch which can be scrutinised by viewers - with a picture four times clearer, fans are now finding themselves on show during televised matches.

    Sky HD worked with top model agency D1 Model Management to study high definition footage of crowds from every Premier League match last season, and name the top 10 best-looking clubs as:

    1. Liverpool
    2. Fulham
    3. Tottenham Hotspur
    4. Sunderland
    5. Chelsea
    6. Newcastle United
    7. Arsenal
    8. Bolton Wanderers
    9. West Ham United
    10. Manchester United

    Dean Cleary-Patterson, from D1 Model Management said: "We're used to scouting the cream of British modelling talent in all sorts of weird and wonderful places, but football crowds are certainly a new concept for us!

    "We typically take into account a whole range of aspects of a person's appearance, from the symmetry of their features to the glossiness of their hair. It's interesting to know we might need to start scouring the stands of Anfield to find our next big name!"

    Sky's Christian Cull explains: "High definition really changes the way you watch TV, so you end up noticing lots more than you normally would.

    "With images so detailed, you can see faces in the crowd much more clearly, so we had a bit of fun by teaming up with D1 Model Management to create a league table of the best looking fans.

    "I'm a Chelsea fan, so I'm not used to languishing in mid-table."
    **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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    Ffs

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      #3
      I'm guessing Everton fans would be bottom, as they all look like they are chewing on a wasp. The bitter bitter cunts.

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        #4
        Oh well, we'll all need make up for the game soon.

        This was always on the cards, only a matter of time before some survey or such proved it, i mean.....it was hardly going to be Newcastle or Bolton.

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          #5
          Originally posted by fredo View Post
          Ffs
          What's the problem? Hoping for some pictures?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Reece View Post
            I'm guessing Everton fans would be bottom, as they all look like they are chewing on a wasp. The bitter bitter cunts.
            Moyes is their figurehead.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Reece View Post
              What's the problem? Hoping for some pictures?
              No, just that this is insane. People should have something better to do than doing poxy stats.

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                #8
                Originally posted by fredo View Post
                No, just that this is insane. People should have something better to do than doing poxy stats.
                Its clearly a not very well masked advert for SKYS HD service.

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                  #9
                  if im anything to go by its hard to disagree

                  looks and clever and a liverpool fan

                  ive got the ****in lot me

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by elvoz View Post
                    if im anything to go by its hard to disagree

                    looks and clever and a liverpool fan

                    ive got the ****in lot me
                    Really?

                    I got told you've got a face like melted lego lid.
                    **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pacman View Post
                      Really?

                      I got told you've got a face like melted lego lid.
                      you young uns still believe in santa though

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by elvoz View Post
                        you young uns still believe in santa though
                        You,re an old cunt eh ,,,?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by elvoz View Post
                          you young uns still believe in santa though
                          And you just cum once a year you old fart.
                          **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by fredo View Post
                            You,re an old cunt eh ,,,?
                            but still act like a kid

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pacman View Post
                              Really?

                              I got told you've got a face like melted lego lid.
                              The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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