derby day countdown

[Elvoz]

i must admit i hate derby day
we can never win
we win and its "oh all the money you spend " blah blah
we lose or draw and all the bitters are out later on
the water turns blue as shirts are dug out from the bottom of the linen basket for at least the 2nd time that year
i must confess i ****in hate the bitters
if that makes bitter cest la vie but bitter of what ?
i can tolerate a few but most are gob****es proper gob****es
maybe it living on merseyside that makes me like that or the ****e sky churn out about the "friendly" derby
the game is as nasty now as i have ever known and its getting worse
the new breed of kids following everton dont understand about that rag they wave each derby game..they call us murderers they give micheal shields pelters...

yeah i must admit i despise these cunts

am i wrong


come on red men bury the gypsy scum

[lucas]

I hate the sky coverage of the derby. Expect see Joe Royle or Pete Reid in the studio to give their expert opinion.

Oh, and that cunt Andy Gray will be as biased as ever.

[Elvoz]

I hate the sky coverage of the derby. Expect see Joe Royle or Pete Reid in the studio to give their expert opinion.

Oh, and that **** Andy Gray will be as biased as ever.

and somehow they think jamie redknapp will "even" it out

like he is ever on our side these days

[lucas]

And the pundits on Gillette Soccer Saturday slagging off Thommo, no matter what the score is.

[Elvoz]

And the pundits on Gillette Soccer Saturday slagging off Thommo, no matter what the score is.

**** yeah

lets hope we win or "merse" will never shut his toothless mouth

[Shaggy]

i must admit i hate derby day
we can never win
we win and its "oh all the money you spend " blah blah
we lose or draw and all the bitters are out later on

So true.

Already it's started at work for me. Me and another Red are having a punt with the office Bitter. It's basically a week's worth of breakfasts/lunches paid for by the loser....the Bitter replied "Hang on? At the bookies you are big favourites - where's my advantage?"

I said "Home advantage", to which he replied "Er, you have VASTLY outspent us so I want a bigger return if we win"

[Elvoz]

So true.

Already it's started at work for me. Me and another Red are having a punt with the office Bitter. It's basically a week's worth of breakfasts/lunches paid for by the loser....the Bitter replied "Hang on? At the bookies you are big favourites - where's my advantage?"

I said "Home advantage", to which he replied "Er, you have VASTLY outspent us so I want a bigger return if we win"

id give them the draw at our place but not at the pit mate
a draw and the ****ers celebrate like they have won anyway
wait to for the run up to it and see how many times the ginger bug eyed freak says we spend so much more than them etc etc i guarantee he will go on about it all week

did i say i hate these cunts

[Parm]

**** yeah

lets hope we win or "merse" will never shut his toothless mouth

why they let that mongral out to provide an "opinion" is beyond me

[SB]

It's good to see the bitters haven't kept a clean sheet this season. Hope we batter them


Hull - Everton 2 - 2
Everton - Standard Liege 2 - 2
Stoke - Everton 2 - 3
Everton - Portsmouth 0 - 3
West Brom - Everton 1 - 2
Everton - Blackburn 2 - 3

11 conceded and 9 scored compared to our 5 scored and 2 conceded

[Shaggy]

0-0 then.

[Reece]

Ha beat me to it

[Slinky Skills]

I reckon we're going to hammer them, no lucky wins like we usually do it will be a 3 nil or 3-1 jobbie.

They are totally wank at the moment defensively, they still have some decent attacking players but I can see the Torres/Keane partnership finally coming to life on Saturday.

I'll go for 3-1 to the Reds.

[Reece]

I've got my cousin's wedding right when this game is on

To make it worse she is marring a Manc.

[JohnnyLambert]

Im going and sitting in the blue end with my mate, god knows what i'll do when we score!!

[Big-Red-Ed]

That annoying wee ****e Cahill will get his usual goal against us.