Skrtel

[Montana]

Superb news.

[twh]

skrtel doesn't take a trip to mars. mars takes a trip to skrtel.

There was a thread a while ago full of these but I cant find it. Some were so true. Anyone save it?

[kingfunk]

God prays to martin skrtel every night before he goes to bed.

[Angry Dan]

There was a thread a while ago full of these but I cant find it. Some were so true. Anyone save it?

Just google chuck norris quotes and change the name

[JohnDoe]

Made of steel.

[MrsB]

Made of steel.

What?

[pondus]

There was a thread a while ago full of these but I cant find it. Some were so true. Anyone save it?

Link to a thread like it:
http://www.myanfield.net/2008/08/unt...th-skrtel.html

[lucas]

Kryptonite fears Skrtel

[twh]

Link to a thread like it:
http://www.myanfield.net/2008/08/unt...th-skrtel.html

[Shaggy]

Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel has revealed that he feared his career was over after an horrific knee injury against City last Sunday.

“The pain was unbearable. It was the first time I have felt pain before. I can’t remember a lot about the moment - but it was terrible. I thought that was the end for me,” he said.

“I have never suffered anything like that before but I remained conscious and they gave me oxygen to help with the pain. I was in shock for a while but now I am coming to terms with what happened. It hurts still, but things are getting better.”

Skrtel has been ruled out until Christmas with a medial ligament injury, with the club relieved that the problem doesn’t require surgery.

[BFG]

Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel has revealed that he feared his career was over after an horrific knee injury against City last Sunday.

“The pain was unbearable. It was the first time I have felt pain before. I can’t remember a lot about the moment - but it was terrible. I thought that was the end for me,” he said.

“I have never suffered anything like that before but I remained conscious and they gave me oxygen to help with the pain. I was in shock for a while but now I am coming to terms with what happened. It hurts still, but things are getting better.”

Skrtel has been ruled out until Christmas with a medial ligament injury, with the club relieved that the problem doesn’t require surgery.

I'm sensing a slight Shaggy edit here.

[pondus]

Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel has revealed that he feared his career was over after an horrific knee injury against City last Sunday.

“The pain was unbearable. It was the first time I have felt pain before. I can’t remember a lot about the moment - but I got so angry! I thought this could be the end of the world as we know it,” he said.

“I have never suffered anything like that before but I remained conscious and they gave me oxygen to help with the pain. I was in shock for a while but now I am coming to terms with what happened. It hurts still, but things are getting better.”

Skrtel has been ruled out until Christmas with a medial ligament injury, with the club relieved that the problem doesn’t require surgery.

[Mike]

Skrtel said he feared for his career, imagine what the feeling would be like.

Made up, for him mostly as you know he is loving life here and is feeling like "one of the lads"

Skrtel will come back and be miraculous.