Robbie Keane needs a decent chant

[Liverpool]

I dont like the Keano chants or his current one, give him harrys chant for now.

[PTP]

I dont like the Keano chants or his current one, give him harrys chant for now.

[Joe King]

How about he scores a few times more before we think about it?

[PTP]

robbie, robbie keane
he scores a few before times,
before we'll think about it
robbie keane

na - doesn't work!

[Liverpool]

Only sing when ya scoring, sing when your scoringgg

Maybe?

[breffniboy]

To the chorus tune of Yellow Submarine.

"We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes (repeat until nausea sets in)"*

I'm sure someone wittier than me can come up with something good for the "In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea" part of the song, to lead into the chorus above. Off ye go lads..

*Warning: This may have been sung in ironic hero-worship of Ireland defender Gary Breen back a few years ago. Ahem, cough cough.

[RoadEnd]

At the end of the day all we're chanting at the moment is (to the tune of let it be):

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
His name's not ****ing Keano
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane

So at the moment we are singing about Roy Keane rather than just chanting Robbie's nickname.

All we need to do is change the middle line of this tune.

[Craig_H]

All we need to do is change the middle line of this tune.

How about:

"Irish but not a dancer"

It rhymes with the original 'there will be an answer' line

[Aza]

All we need to do is change the middle line of this tune.

"He is in the dream team"

Thank you and goodnight... Taxi!!!

[Tuna Taco]

All we need to do is change the middle line of this tune.

To - "Liverpool's number seven"

Easy.

[-V-]

Robbie Keane- Goal Machine

Now turn that into a song

[Red Wino]

To the chorus tune of Yellow Submarine.

"We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes (repeat until nausea sets in)"*

I'm sure someone wittier than me can come up with something good for the "In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea" part of the song, to lead into the chorus above. Off ye go lads..

*Warning: This may have been sung in ironic hero-worship of Ireland defender Gary Breen back a few years ago. Ahem, cough cough.

Gary ****ing Breen. Have you been living under a rock the last 10 years?

[Red Wino]

At the end of the day all we're chanting at the moment is (to the tune of let it be):

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
His name's not ****ing Keano
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane

So at the moment we are singing about Roy Keane rather than just chanting Robbie's nickname.

I think this is cute, but its more of a reply to numpties shouting Keano rather than an appraisal to the player..

[swishtz]

Something to the tune of Robin Hood - devoid of inspiration lyrically today though ! Robbie Keane Robbie Keane running down the wing etc

[SNFT]

The Father Ted chant suited me, sure i even saw Robbie smile when we sang it in Glasgow at the Rangers match!