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    What a legend - A must read.

    Sir Alex sees Red:


    Sir Alex Ferguson was fuming after the mascot at the Carling Cup game at
    Old Trafford on Tuesday night had the last laugh.

    10 year old Simon Walls won a competition to be the Man United mascot on
    the night, however all was not as it seemed.

    Simon is from Liverpool and a huge Anfield fan so to win the competition,
    which his father Pete, had entered him 'for the laugh', was left in a bit
    of a dilemma.

    Would he take up the offer of a free night at Old Trafford, a free Man
    United kit and track suit or stick with his true allegiances?

    Not to upset the sponsors of the competition Nike, he decided to accept
    the offer and headed for Manchester with his dad Pete and his grandfather
    Joe.

    As the teams left the tunnel 10 year old Simon removed his track suit top
    to reveal a Liverpool Jersey and walked proudly out with the United team.

    'I thought nobody would notice but the referee asked if I was at the right
    match' said Simon on Merseyside Radio on Wednesday.

    I was told to leave the pitch after the coin was tossed and head straight
    for the centre line between the dugouts where Ferguson was just arriving.
    He looked at me as I kissed the Liverpool crest on my jersey and waved
    goodbye to him'.

    A spokesman for Old Trafford said that there was nothing in the rules that
    said the winner had to wear the kit provided but was disappointed that the
    opportunity to be a mascot at Old Trafford was taken by someone who
    obviously was not a fan.
    **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

    #2
    Awesome!

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      #3
      A Star in the making

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        #4
        Ha, ha that took balls of steel - he could even teach Martin Skrtel a thing or two!!!

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          #5


          Brilliant! Any footage?

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            #6
            That is absolutely brilliant!! Well in lad!!
            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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              #7
              Fan****ingtastic, the lad should be brought out at Anfield for a real ovation.
              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                #8
                ****ing legend!! outstanding son - need pics/footage
                i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                  #9


                  ****ing quality
                  We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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                    #10
                    Hahahaha legend!

                    Get that boy an ice-cream!

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                      #11
                      Would be great if true. Sadly it looks to be completely false.



                      The mascot on this pic is clearly wearing a United shirt.

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                        #12
                        would have been funny
                        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                          #13
                          What a shame, kissing the badge in front of drunken slur, now that would have been fantastic

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                            #14
                            Where did that story come from Pac?

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                              #15
                              Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
                              Was a good read.
                              "Sir, it's me sir. Jennings sir."

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