English Translation: Come on down to Dan's brothel where there are all types of girls for all types of guys. There's blondes, brunettes and there's even oldies for ex Scousers now living in Manchester. Call now and get a free blow job with every shampoo... err blow dry with every shampoo!
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"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
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Love his swagger at the start lol.Comment
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he's edging towards the Paul Calf look."Sir, it's me sir. Jennings sir."Comment
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Originally posted by Jennings View Post
"You've got **** on your shoe.... you ****ty shoe'd *******..."
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Walking, breathing, goal-scoring definition of a Broner."These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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He's obviously short a few bob.That rug really tied the room together.Comment
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