Reserves vs Mancs

[Agger the Dagger]

Degan injured surprise surprise

bring back kewell

[Venton]

Full time 0-0. Defences played well on both side and a fair result. Decent performances on the face of it and Degen continued his consistent run of picking up an injury in the first 5 minutes, struggling on for a while before retiring. Mendy was a colossus in all but stature at right back and Vincent Vale caused problems for the mancs on the right. Honourable mention for Spearing, sitting in front of the back four like a similar sized Mascherano. I lost ten minutes when my mum called but I presume it was much of the same.
Low on chances and hairlines overall though.

[Tee]

Full time 0-0. Defences played well on both side and a fair result. Decent performances on the face of it and Degen continued his consistent run of picking up an injury in the first 5 minutes, struggling on for a while before retiring. Mendy was a colossus in all but stature at right back and Vincent Vale caused problems for the mancs on the right. Honourable mention for Spearing, sitting in front of the back four like a similar sized Mascherano. I lost ten minutes when my mum called but I presume it was much of the same.
Low on chances and hairlines overall though.

Excellent summary, especially the last line.

[Matt]

Full time 0-0. Defences played well on both side and a fair result. Decent performances on the face of it and Degen continued his consistent run of picking up an injury in the first 5 minutes, struggling on for a while before retiring. Mendy was a colossus in all but stature at right back and Vincent Vale caused problems for the mancs on the right. Honourable mention for Spearing, sitting in front of the back four like a similar sized Mascherano. I lost ten minutes when my mum called but I presume it was much of the same.
Low on chances and hairlines overall though.

haha nice one

[Pablo]

Full time 0-0. Defences played well on both side and a fair result. Decent performances on the face of it and Degen continued his consistent run of picking up an injury in the first 5 minutes, struggling on for a while before retiring. Mendy was a colossus in all but stature at right back and Vincent Vale caused problems for the mancs on the right. Honourable mention for Spearing, sitting in front of the back four like a similar sized Mascherano. I lost ten minutes when my mum called but I presume it was much of the same.
Low on chances and hairlines overall though.

Aww bless.

[Chrono]

See at least this way you get to say something positive about the new lad - Doesn't look like a farmer. We need to build them up, so that everyone can knock them down later.

FLMAO!

Nothing like a bit of positivity in all the gloom