May 24, 2009, the inevitable scenario...

[Philosophia]

Liverpool at home to Tottenham on the last day of the season. Keane scores to give Utd. the title.

You heard it here first.

[Shaggy]

Why would he do that? He'd get a winner's medal if we win it, so he'd deliberately spoon his chance over the bar.

Actually he'd try a fancy flick. And miss. Obviously.

[Craig_H]

I'd like to think we'd put in a clause that he couldnt play against us this season.

But then i remember that Krusty's doing the negotiating.

[Liverpool]

I'd like to think we'd put in a clause that he couldnt play against us this season.

But then i remember that Krusty's doing the negotiating.

Not allowed to do this anymore Im afraid.

[JohnDoe]

Let's get there first, shall we?

[Scratch]

Gentleman's agreement then...Keane will have a niggling injury last day of the season, unless spurs are relegation threatened.

[Craig_H]

Not allowed to do this anymore Im afraid.

Ok then, an unofficial gentleman's agreement. Either spurs dont play him against us, or we shop Harry and his dodgy unlicensed market stall to the authorities.

[Elvis]

I can't see Defoe/Keane lighting up the PL....Keane/Pavlyunchenko perhaps...but perhaps Berbatov made him look good....

[Oberon]

As an aside, didn't we play Spurs on last day of the season last time we won the title?

[barnes10]

a couple of omens relating to this. last time we did the double over chelsea was the last time we won the title too.

wonder what ken and dierde were doing?

[bobbyfallon]

wont matter come the last day anyways

[johnly]

Liverpool at home to Tottenham on the last day of the season. Keane scores to give Utd. the title.

You heard it here first.

Thanks for the negativity pal, always appreciated. Clown

We're all entitled to our opinion though, I suppose

[bobbyfallon]

a couple of omens relating to this. last time we did the double over chelsea was the last time we won the title too.

wonder what ken and dierde were doing?

last time we done the double over chelsea we won the league too

[Mattshark]

As an aside, didn't we play Spurs on last day of the season last time we won the title?

Nope, it was Coventry City and a 6-1 win at Highfield Road

[Philosophia]

Thanks for the negativity pal, always appreciated. Clown

We're all entitled to our opinion though, I suppose

Actually, this is just emotion management. Disappointment is a function of expectation. I try to lower the latter so that I can deal with the former, all the while hoping for a positive outcome. Which is to say that actually, for me, this is pretty positive.... and somehow, I manage to go on....