Just for a laugh

[Chrono]

****ing pray they got knocked out tonight, will **** on their confidence and shut up this mongtiplet talk.

[Kenneth]

This post made me chuckle, then obviously projectile vomit in disgust for even going to look..lol


SmashedHombre



Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too.
Posts: 20,715 Wow who saw that scoreline coming? Fair play to Liverpool, played some good football and well and truly hammered Real Madrid- in the first half, especially. Admittedly Real were rubbish but that takes nowt away from Liverpool who put in a bloody good performance. Was actually quite enjoyable (in a perverted, sickening sort of way) to see Franco's plaything get humbled like that. This Madrid team is a joke and you had to feel sorry for Casillas come the end.

Torres played like a man possessed, he just seemes to be improving all the time, the girly eyed Spanish gimp. Heinze on the other hand played like a cnut who somehow seems to be getting worse all the time. If only Rafa had had his way and signed him whilst shipping out Alonso before the start of the season. Feck.

It was also good to see The Scouse so comfortable against Real that they were able to participate in Liverpools own help the community programme and give summit back to the city by brining on a 3'6 ASBO straight off the streets of Bootle, in place of Captain Stevie. Only anouther 98 playing hours and that's his community service finished...

Was also quite uplifiting to see that Babel, Dossena and Skrtel didn't let the fact that they have ridiculously shaped heads effect them in anyway. Truly inspirational, and a clear message that just becase you may look like you've had your head shaped and moulded in a vice, you shouldn't let it effect your confidence. (Seriously lads, when you are unfortunate enough to be sporting that 'skull caved in with a shovel' look, maybe the skinhead option isn't for you...)

Maschernao also managed to find time away from his side project as the face of Count Chocula Cereal, to completely outplay his headband wearing, poofy Argie counterpart. On the basis of that perfromance Gago really should stick to starring in Final Fantasy games and leave the football to his porpoise headed team mate.

Seriously though, fair play to Liverpool, was actually a good game. Scouse must be feckin ecstatic after that, the whiney voiced cretins. Lets just hope we can do the same tomorrow and prove English teams are the dominate force in Europe, yet again.

That's funny.

[MrsB]

Taking the piss out of our player's looks is quite funny considering his team has Tevez, Rooney, Ferdinand, Neville etc

[Assassin]

A thing of beauty

[Assassin]

Top 20 Ugliest Soccer Players
January 23rd, 2008 by Marco Pantanella


Wayne Rooney has just been elected the ugliest player in the world, at least according to 33% of the 2,500 women polled by www.thepeoplesclub.com. “Shrek” (as the Man Utd striker is affectionately, or not-so-affectionately rather, nicknamed) is however judged to be the perfect mate for girlfriend (and soon-to-be wife) Coleen McLoughlin, the latter indeed not being typical smokin’ hot WAG material (à la Abbey Clancy or Danielle Lloyd), even though her business skills are largely superior to her much sexier colleagues.

But going back to our “Ugly Top 20″ ranking, Wayne Rooney is indeed topping the list and beating footy champions of the caliber of Ronaldinho and Carlos Tevez. While the soccer skills of the top trio certainly aren’t being questioned, the feminine population that was sampled might have very different things to say about their looks. I guess the “cartoonish face and bunny smile” of the Barcelona playmaker, and the rough facial expression of the Man Utd striker (nicknamed “Apache”) aren’t appreciated at their just value?

Completing the list, we find Liverpool striker Peter Crouch at nº4 (the boyfriend of aforementioned sex-bomb Abigail Clancy, the couple earning the nickname of “Beauty and the Beast” by the English tabloids) and AC Milan’s Ronaldo at nº5 (whose constant changes of hairstyle and castor-like teeth don’t make him much of a fan-favorite).

“The survey shows that money can’t buy you looks” said Carl Christensen, spokesperson of the ThePeoplesclub website, in an interview to the Daily Star. “But money sure does help an ordinary guy get a good-looking girl. You have to look no further than Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy” Christensen concluded. In fact, that theory is so close to the truth that 1/5 of the surveyed women said they are “totally ready to go out with any of these ‘uglies’“, given their pro soccer player status (and the cushy bank account that comes with it).

One final statistic: by looking at the 20 names that make up this ranking, we find ONE player from the Serie A (AC Milan’s Ronaldo), TWO from the Spanish Liga (Ronaldinho and Van Nistelrooy), and SEVEN players from Manchester United (thus officially making the Red Devils the “ugliest team in the world”). Then again, this survey was conducted in Britain so it’s normal to see a lot of local players featured here.

[Paul.S]

I love it how facebook lights up with comments/status' from rival supporters.

[PTP]

I love it how facebook lights up with comments/status' from rival supporters.

mate i have more red mates than blue noses and i rarely if ever see a status from reds fans regarding football, other than ones that say, well done liverpool if we win!

But.......practically eveyr manc and bluenose i know update their status regularly with comments about us!

[Chrono]

How does Crouch rank 4th? Other than the fact he is tall he isn't really ugly at all.

[PTP]

chrono fancies crouch, chrono fancies crouch, chrono fancies crouch!

chrono and crouchy sitting up tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[Chrono]

chrono fancies crouch, chrono fancies crouch, chrono fancies crouch!

chrono and crouchy sitting up tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Outed online

[rudedog]

"Was also quite uplifiting to see that Babel, Dossena and Skrtel didn't let the fact that they have ridiculously shaped heads effect them in anyway. Truly inspirational, and a clear message that just becase you may look like you've had your head shaped and moulded in a vice, you shouldn't let it effect your confidence. (Seriously lads, when you are unfortunate enough to be sporting that 'skull caved in with a shovel' look, maybe the skinhead option isn't for you...)"

LMAO! Must be struggling to find faults if they have to resort to that

what a tool - they have Wes Brown who has the most bizzare shaped head i've ever seen

[Joe King]

what a tool - they have Wes Brown who has the most bizzare shaped head i've ever seen

Its like a baked bean

[Shanks]

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/todays-cl-239167/index4.html

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/liverpool-fc-239261/

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/benitez-li...n-team-238322/

OBSESSED!!

Had a good look through this site and they really don't like us..