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    #31
    ****ing drunken ferguson, don't care if he's retired or not, i'd want to do a drop kick to his nutsack

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    "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."

    "You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto

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      #32
      Originally posted by Kaip
      What part of " pick one "......don`t you understand :whatever:
      There are too many to choose from, and I even want to go off the pitch and nuke various managers, chairmen, chief executives and fans (especially those drum-banging, bell-ringing, monotonous-chant-chanting gitty Portsmouth turdmunchers. Grrrr). I hate football.

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        #33
        Here`s another ****



        All hat and no cattle

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          #34
          Ugh! He'd hit you back though - rumour has it that Steve Bruce's cuts and bruises last year were not from someone breaking into his daughter's car but from that little ****.

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            #35
            He would`nt get the chance
            All hat and no cattle

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              #36
              Lampard without a doubt........Mourinho too while I was there just for good measure.


              La tristesse durera toujours

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                #37
                Drunken Ferguson is quite high on the list but I think I'd reserve the steel capped speacials for Gary Neville and Drogba

                You wont have achoice abotu divin then you ****!
                "Phew,.. for a minute then I thought we were going to loose that"
                Parm 05 ECL Final 122nd minute just before penalties

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                  #38
                  Lee Bowyer for me
                  Quit your jibber jabber!!!

                  Jermaine, you know the song Billie Jean...is it about the tennis player??

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                    #39
                    Rio Ferdinand
                    I have five fingers

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                      #40
                      Could I kick a chairman instead?

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                        #41
                        One pr*ck I've always had a soft spot for kicking in the soft spots has to be Danny Mills.

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                          #42
                          Gorra be Drogbreath. Or lumpard, erm. or drunken, or doooof - oh bugger too many to mention.

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                            #43
                            1. Gary Neville
                            2. Rio Ferdinand
                            3. Cristiano Ronaldo
                            4. Joe Cole
                            5. Frank Lampard
                            "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down."

                            Duncan Oldham, March 29th 2006

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                              #44
                              Without a doubt.

                              Switch off when not in use.

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                                #45
                                Probably not a popular choice but for me it would be Thierry Henry. Ever since the CL final be seems to have lost the plot. Sore loser, laying into Ronaldinho, Etoo, Ribery and then that mysognist comment about diving like a woman. And then finally that outrageous attempt to get Puyol sent off in the WC just sealed the deal for me.
                                The Crushing Machine MKII

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