Redcafe Match Thread - Hilarious!!!!

[Montana]

http://www.redcafe.net/f11/manchester-united-vs-liverpool-239453/

[Dutte]

29 pages of pure quality reading.

[Shaggy]

This ratings thread is well funny:

http://www.redcafe.net/f6/ratings-vs-liverpool-239786/

A selection of my favourites:

Ferdinand - considering he has made his reputation as a ball playing centre half, his ball playing isn't half ****. 4.

VDS- 4 - ****

Vidic - my entire belief system is ruined. 2

Giggs - No comment.3

Park/Rooney/Anderson - Sort your ****ing positioning out you unbelievable spastics. How can we have 3 players trying to play on the left wing, and yet at the same time none of them are ever there? Even ten year olds know how to stand in a position on a football pitch

[red g]

cheeky *******s going on about the dvd......must have read our everton threads

[MrMichael]

Flmao reading them going on about Andy Gray on there too

[Chrono]

My favourite is right at the beginning they all say how comical it is that RAWK rates Lucas above Anderson. Pissing themselves laughing.

Then, at the end of the thread they are saying he should have never been played and that he is ****

[Warren]

VidaRed

saf will sort it out and we'll win. FACHT

you can quote me on it after the game.

[Vermilion]

My favourite is right at the beginning they all say how comical it is that RAWK rates Lucas above Anderson. Pissing themselves laughing.

Then, at the end of the thread they are saying he should have never been played and that he is ****

A lot of flustered people/pricks on there yesterday.

[kev776]

29 pages of pure quality reading.

VDS - 7 Couldn't have done much

O'Shea - 6 Kept trying to out pace Fernando Torres, with the ball, then when that failed kept trying to outmuscle him instead of just clearing it.
Rio - 4 How crap does he have to start playing before Fergie will give him a boot up the arse? It's like having a **** version of Berbatov in defence.
Vidic - How to try and undo a whole season of good work in one game. Why is he always so terrible against Liverpool?
Evra - 5 The last few weeks it's as if him and Rio have just decided they can't be arsed with football anymore

Carrick - 5 Rubbish, though not sure what Fergie was expecting him to do up against the entire Liverpool midfield on his own

Park/Rooney/Anderson - Sort your ****ing positioning out unbelievable spastics. How can we have 3 players trying to play on the left wing, and yet at the same time none of them are ever there? Even ten year olds know how to stand in a position on a football pitch

Ronaldo - 6 Laughably feeble attempts at beating his man, but did well when he had space to run into.

Tevez - 7 Felt sorry for him. Touch was good and caused Liverpool no end of problems, prior to inevitable total self capitulation from pathetic team mates.

Ferguson - Why has he decided we don't need a midfield when playing against Liverpool this season?

Us - Was worried about this game with our lazy performances of late, but ****ing hell. Didn't hurt as much as the City game, but easily our worst performance of the last five years, possibly more. This is what happens when you start inventing words like "quintuple", when so far all you've won is the sodding League Cup. We seem to be turning into Arsenal


Torress - I'm sorry, but it's time for you to die. No one should be allowed to play that well against United, AND have such an annoying face.Andy Gray - If I was Gerrard I'd get a restraining order in place. You wouldn't want to wake up in the middle of the night, to find Andy Gray has broken into your house, and is bumming you.

Er, bugger

[Matt]

Nice to see some of them have a sense of humour - can't justify combing through a 30 page manc thread on work time but I can imagine it'd be a quality read.

[meffin]

Old 12th March 2009, 01:29 #13 (permalink)
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4-1 United.

[meffin]

Old 14th March 2009, 13:46 #285 (permalink)
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****, Lucas and Hyppia start....

What a statement of intent.

The difference between our bench and theirs shows the real gulf between our squads. Worlds apart tbh.

[EwarWoo]

The difference between our bench and theirs shows the real gulf between our squads. Worlds apart tbh.

To be fair to him he wasn't strictly speaking wrong.

The stuffing we gave them would indicate we are indeed worlds apart, just not in the way he intended it

[Kenneth]

Park/Rooney/Anderson - Sort your ****ing positioning out unbelievable spastics

[dom9]

Should be careful what you ask for:

12th March 2009, 02:10 #15 (permalink)
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I want a thrashing.