Redcafe Match Thread - Hilarious!!!!

[rudedog]

A manc at work was trying to play down our victory over Madrid last week and said " you know your team is **** when Andrea Dossena scores against you"

Can't wait to see him today

[Reece]

A manc at work was trying to play down our victory over Madrid last week and said " you know your team is **** when Andrea Dossena scores against you"

Can't wait to see him today

Haha quality.

The only Manc I know at work is always really humble about this kind of thing, and win or lose isn't the kind to act the ****, so it's pointless trying to wind him up

[PTP]

haha ****ing made up - funnily enough the few mancs I know have dissappeared the last couple of days. - even funnier for me has been enjoying the blue****es response!

[MrMichael]

A manc at work was trying to play down our victory over Madrid last week and said " you know your team is **** when Andrea Dossena scores against you"

Can't wait to see him today

Wait till lunch then snick over and stick a note on his desk/computer screen or whatever just with that written on it

[tommyg]

" VidaRed
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this is my fault....i didnt eat fish before the game and when i dont we drop points 98% of the times."

empirical evidence.

[bobbyfallon]

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YEP


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PEADO h:

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

That is so brilliant

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Got a good feeling for this one.United to dent the dippers PL hopes.



hahahahha

[Shanks]

The Mancs are praying that they get us in the CL with a view to kicking us out.

But hey,

we beat Real Madrid, Chelsea and the Mancs,
all home and away in the same seaon.

I think that should give us the trophy by default.

[Subby]

Haha quality.

The only Manc I know at work is always really humble about this kind of thing, and win or lose isn't the kind to act the ****, so it's pointless trying to wind him up

One of the security guards I know at work is a Manc fan and I showed some class/restraint (choose which one) by just winking at him and a smile as I walked past him this morning.....the head of Busines Studies though got it both barrels...


Subby - Morning Frank...
Frank - Morning Paul...
Subby - YOU LOT GOT YER ARSES KICKED IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD HA HA HA 4-1.....AVE IT!!!!
Frank - now I still think we'll win the leag....(ME INTERRUPTING)
Subby - FRANK YOU LOSE, YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE NULL AND VOID...YOU SUCK, YOUR WEEKEND WAS RUINED BY LIVERPOOL, I'M GLOATING AT YOU AND IT HURTS YOU...BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M GLOATING HAR DE HAR...cya Frank

*Subby walks to his office*

[Tee]

One of the security guards I know at work is a Manc fan and I showed some class/restraint (choose which one) by just winking at him and a smile as I walked past him this morning.....the head of Busines Studies though got it both barrels...


Subby - Morning Frank...
Frank - Morning Paul...
Subby - YOU LOT GOT YER ARSES KICKED IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD HA HA HA 4-1.....AVE IT!!!!
Frank - now I still think we'll win the leag....(ME INTERRUPTING)
Subby - FRANK YOU LOSE, YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE NULL AND VOID...YOU SUCK, YOUR WEEKEND WAS RUINED BY LIVERPOOL, I'M GLOATING AT YOU AND IT HURTS YOU...BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M GLOATING HAR DE HAR...cya Frank

*Subby walks to his office*

Quality Subby!!

I came into work and said Good Morning to the Manc cunt in my office. There is a West Ham fan who sits next to him, and as soon as I said Good Morning he (the Hammer) laid into me!!! FFS!!!

He started to run his mouth off saying how lucky we were and that Utd should have won.... the Manc was sitting quietly listening and nodding away!!! WTF?!! A Hammer backing up the Mancs?!!

Then the pair of them started on me saying Gerrard will leave for Real Madrid with Rafa.

I just told them how good it feels to get this response from the pair of cunts because it shows how much we have rattled them. And that our time is near, so be afraid you Manc (and West Ham) cunts!!! The Red Army is on the rise!!

[BFG]

Quality Subby!!

I came into work and said Good Morning to the Manc cunt in my office. There is a West Ham fan who sits next to him, and as soon as I said Good Morning he (the Hammer) laid into me!!! FFS!!!

He started to run his mouth off saying how lucky we were and that Utd should have won.... the Manc was sitting quietly listening and nodding away!!! WTF?!! A Hammer backing up the Mancs?!!

Then the pair of them started on me saying Gerrard will leave for Real Madrid with Rafa.

I just told them how good it feels to get this response from the pair of cunts because it shows how much we have rattled them. And that our time is near, so be afraid you Manc (and West Ham) cunts!!! The Red Army is on the rise!!

I find it hard to believe he watched the match mate if he's coming out with **** like that as a neutral.

[L10]

I went out on a search & hunt for some manc colleagues today.They were all hiding away still sulking.Tossers

Anyway, I've never known these lot to be so ****ing quiet,loved every minute of today ripping the **** out of them.Listening to their pathetic excuses just made my day

[darkstar]

here's from the bitter point of view

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/wo...hypocrisy.html


pretty funny stuff

[Rigadon]

VDS - 7 Couldn't have done much

O'Shea - 6 Kept trying to out pace Fernando Torres, with the ball, then when that failed kept trying to outmuscle him instead of just clearing it.
Rio - 4 How crap does he have to start playing before Fergie will give him a boot up the arse? It's like having a **** version of Berbatov in defence.
Vidic - How to try and undo a whole season of good work in one game. Why is he always so terrible against Liverpool?
Evra - 5 The last few weeks it's as if him and Rio have just decided they can't be arsed with football anymore

Carrick - 5 Rubbish, though not sure what Fergie was expecting him to do up against the entire Liverpool midfield on his own

Park/Rooney/Anderson - Sort your ****ing positioning out unbelievable spastics. How can we have 3 players trying to play on the left wing, and yet at the same time none of them are ever there? Even ten year olds know how to stand in a position on a football pitch
Ronaldo - 6 Laughably feeble attempts at beating his man, but did well when he had space to run into.

Tevez - 7 Felt sorry for him. Touch was good and caused Liverpool no end of problems, prior to inevitable total self capitulation from pathetic team mates.

Ferguson - Why has he decided we don't need a midfield when playing against Liverpool this season?

Us - Was worried about this game with our lazy performances of late, but ****ing hell. Didn't hurt as much as the City game, but easily our worst performance of the last five years, possibly more. This is what happens when you start inventing words like "quintuple", when so far all you've won is the sodding League Cup. We seem to be turning into Arsenal


Torress - I'm sorry, but it's time for you to die. No one should be allowed to play that well against United, AND have such an annoying face.Andy Gray - If I was Gerrard I'd get a restraining order in place. You wouldn't want to wake up in the middle of the night, to find Andy Gray has broken into your house, and is bumming you.
Er, bugger

Gold!

[Nick77]

My best still is & always will be the way they absolutely despise Scousers, yet praise Rooney like he is Jesus re-incarnated!
I flicked on MU(CK)TV last night (I know I feel dirty, don't worry) just to see the reaction. They had a phone in & I nearly called in to ask this very question on how exactly Mancs can hate Scousers so much but in the same breath absolutely adore Rooney so much...