Villa post match thread

[Ben_Itez]

Am i missing something but have Aston Villa really got that many injury worries?

I can only think of Laursen who has been missing anything like a long time and he's only been out since Decemberish.

Playing Reo-Coker at RB was a big mistake with Luke Young their regular RB playing at LB with 5mill worth of LB on the bench in Shorey.

They seem to have spent quite a lot on average players. Cuellar £8mill, Davies £10 mill, Young £5, Shorey 4-5mill, Knight 5mill??, Milner £10 mill (not a bad player), Reo- Coker (not sure how much he was), Petrov, Heskey. Even Young is vastly overrated IMO and he cost 11mill.

[RedReet]

Am i missing something but have Aston Villa really got that many injury worries?

I can only think of Laursen who has been missing anything like a long time and he's only been out since Decemberish.

Playing Reo-Coker at RB was a big mistake with Luke Young their regular RB playing at LB with 5mill worth of LB on the bench in Shorey.

They seem to have spent quite a lot on average players. Cuellar £8mill, Davies £10 mill, Young £5, Shorey 4-5mill, Knight 5mill??, Milner £10 mill (not a bad player), Reo- Coker (not sure how much he was), Petrov, Heskey. Even Young is vastly overrated IMO and he cost 11mill.

The only one who really overrates his is O'Neil ny declaring he's already world class.

[Shaggy]

Well, today is my first working day of the week amongst the Mancs and it’s just boiled over!

I have an excellent, amicable relationship with these two in particular and it’s never got tasty. It’s taken THIS LONG (nearly 3pm FFS!) for the footy talk to really take off – this is solely due to their reluctance to talk about it.

One of them had the cheek to say “take Gerrard and that half man-half girl out of your team and you’re nothing.”

“That’s rich coming from a Ronaldo United FC supporter”, came my retort

And that was it – blue touchpaper lit.

“Come off it! What a crock of ****. Ronaldo’s done nothing this season…”

“Who’s your top scorer?”

“…absolutely nothing…”

“Who’s your top scorer?”

“….we’ve got Rooney…”

“****.”

“….Tevez, Giggs, Scholes….we’re a TEAM!”

“Well we’ve got Alonso, Mascherano, Carragher, Reina, Skrtel…”

“Don’t make me laugh, Skrtel’s ****.”

*the other one chimes in*

“****ing Skrtel, you’re a piss taker.”

“If you think Skrtel is **** you know NOTHING about football.”

“He’s ****.”

“Kept your strikers quiet last week didn’t he?”

“Ah **** off."

The other one says to my last comment – with a face like a slapped arse - “Sorry I’m not listening to you, we’ll see at the end of the season”

The Mancs are seriously ****ing rattled.

[Joe King]

I think the retort that everyone here was screaming out for you to say was:

'Mr Ferguson needs to check his figures'

or: 'Vidic is ****, outdone by the best striker in Europe'

[Assassin]

Well, today is my first working day of the week amongst the Mancs and it’s just boiled over!

I have an excellent, amicable relationship with these two in particular and it’s never got tasty. It’s taken THIS LONG (nearly 3pm FFS!) for the footy talk to really take off – this is solely due to their reluctance to talk about it.

One of them had the cheek to say “take Gerrard and that half man-half girl out of your team and you’re nothing.”

“That’s rich coming from a Ronaldo United FC supporter”, came my retort

And that was it – blue touchpaper lit.

“Come off it! What a crock of ****. Ronaldo’s done nothing this season…”

“Who’s your top scorer?”

“…absolutely nothing…”

“Who’s your top scorer?”

“….we’ve got Rooney…”

“****.”

“….Tevez, Giggs, Scholes….we’re a TEAM!”

“Well we’ve got Alonso, Mascherano, Carragher, Reina, Skrtel…”

“Don’t make me laugh, Skrtel’s ****.”

*the other one chimes in*

“****ing Skrtel, you’re a piss taker.”

“If you think Skrtel is **** you know NOTHING about football.”

“He’s ****.”

“Kept your strikers quiet last week didn’t he?”

“Ah **** off."

The other one says to my last comment – with a face like a slapped arse - “Sorry I’m not listening to you, we’ll see at the end of the season”

The Mancs are seriously ****ing rattled.

Two mancs I know at work have not spoken to me since we gave them a good humping!!! How ****ing sad is that?

[Roboklopp]

Well, today is my first working day of the week amongst the Mancs and it’s just boiled over!

I have an excellent, amicable relationship with these two in particular and it’s never got tasty. It’s taken THIS LONG (nearly 3pm FFS!) for the footy talk to really take off – this is solely due to their reluctance to talk about it.

One of them had the cheek to say “take Gerrard and that half man-half girl out of your team and you’re nothing.”

“That’s rich coming from a Ronaldo United FC supporter”, came my retort

And that was it – blue touchpaper lit.

“Come off it! What a crock of ****. Ronaldo’s done nothing this season…”

“Who’s your top scorer?”

“…absolutely nothing…”

“Who’s your top scorer?”

“….we’ve got Rooney…”

“****.”

“….Tevez, Giggs, Scholes….we’re a TEAM!”

“Well we’ve got Alonso, Mascherano, Carragher, Reina, Skrtel…”

“Don’t make me laugh, Skrtel’s ****.”

*the other one chimes in*

“****ing Skrtel, you’re a piss taker.”

“If you think Skrtel is **** you know NOTHING about football.”

“He’s ****.”

“Kept your strikers quiet last week didn’t he?”

“Ah **** off."

The other one says to my last comment – with a face like a slapped arse - “Sorry I’m not listening to you, we’ll see at the end of the season”

The Mancs are seriously ****ing rattled.

A very similar thing happpened here at Co-op towers too. They were crowded round me desk biting like sharks. "You really seem to have lost thier senses of humour" was my last comment.

[Kenneth]

Two mancs I know at work have not spoken to me since we gave them a good humping!!! How ****ing sad is that?

Did they talk to you before?

[Shaggy]

One of the mardy Mancs hasn't said a word to me since our little contretemps!

[Neil Young]

One of the mardy Mancs hasn't said a word to me since our little contretemps!

What a child.

The Manc, not you, of course.

[Joe King]

What a child.

The Manc, not you, of course.

Are you implying that Shaggy is not a Manc?

[Neil Young]

Are you implying that Shaggy is not a Manc?

Yes. I have it on good authority he's from t'other side o' Pennines.

And he uses words like "mardy" which narrows it down further.

[Shaggy]

Yes. I have it on good authority he's from t'other side o' Pennines.

And he uses words like "mardy" which narrows it down further.

[wiw]

So you didn't even need to mention the fact that we kept pace with them without Torres then?

[Joe King]

Yes. I have it on good authority he's from t'other side o' Pennines.

And he uses words like "mardy" which narrows it down further.

Use Leicestonians use the word 'mardy'

[DannyMan2006]

Use Leicestonians use the word 'mardy'

I reckon Derbyshire