Without intending or actually writing anything illegal lor defamitory in anyway it i s my understanding that all those who play for man utd or are affilated with them in any way, including fans, like to put cocks up their bums then put them in their mouths and then suck for the whole period of extra time allowed untill utd score however many goals they need to win at old trafford which sometimes can be days upon days. ****ing cunts.
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FLMAO@this from 20-02-2009
So do any loan deals have to be completed in the next 55 mins? cos if we dont get someone in we are exposed up front. I don't think Kuyt will score again this season regardless of where he plays.Remember, we're only adding to the nonsense.
Walking a lonely road one night, Nasruddin saw riders approaching. His imagination ran riot: he saw himself robbed or killed, so he climbed a wall into a graveyard and hid. Puzzled at his behaviour, the riders, who were followers of the Mullah, followed. Finding him cowering behind a grave, they asked "Great Sage, why are you hiding here?". "It's more complicated than you think" he replied, "I'm here because of you - and you're here because of me"
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And the award for mentalist thread of the month goes to.....
Right, well, so basically the OP doesn't like ManU very much? Which is fine, interesting trun of phrase to express it but still, I'm glad he was able to get that off his chest.I could not dig, I dared not rob:
Therefore I lied to please the mob.
Now all my lies are proved untrue
And I must face the men I slew.
What tale shall serve me here among
Mine angry and defrauded young?
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