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    #16
    Originally posted by Darkon View Post
    My guess would be to conceive it himself...
    Can you prove that he didn't?

    Originally posted by MrsB View Post
    Menstruate?
    Fernando Torres doesn't have time for things like that.

    I think it's time Stevie and Alex got busy spawning a lad. Not only will he be a superstar but he can breed with Nora Torres and create the ultimate superstar footballer.

    I'm confident that Rafa has it all in control hence the Academy revamp.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Matt View Post
      Is there anything that man can't do?
      Put on a Manc top!
      "That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.

      Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."

       Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender

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        #18
        Congratulations on the nina, el nino

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          #19
          Originally posted by Matt View Post
          Can you prove that he didn't?



          Fernando Torres doesn't have time for things like that.

          I think it's time Stevie and Alex got busy spawning a lad. Not only will he be a superstar but he can breed with Nora Torres and create the ultimate superstar footballer.

          I'm confident that Rafa has it all in control hence the Academy revamp.
          That's my new book. 'Shut the **** Up, by Dr. Denis Leary'. Patients come in. 'Doctor I-' Shut the **** up! NEXT!! 'Doctor, I've got this-' SHUT THE **** UP!! NEXT! 'He made me feel so much better. He just told me to shut the **** up. Nobody ever told me that before!'
          Denis Leary - 1992


          Formally known as Carras_boot on ****talk.

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            #20
            Am I really the only one who thinks that athlete looks disconcertingly like Torres?

            Oh well...
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #21
              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
              Am I really the only one who thinks that athlete looks disconcertingly like Torres?

              Oh well...
              Appears so. I can see the resemblance when pointed out but would never have called it on my own.
              "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
              -- William Blake

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                #22
                Oh, OK. My nephew pointed it out to me but my son can only just make out the resemblance so I'm in a minority of two.

                And last year my nephew decided to switch from supporting Chelsea to Man United so that basically means he doesn't count.

                .
                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                May the Lord bless this post.

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                  #23
                  If you were consistent your nephew would be dead to you now.
                  "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                  -- William Blake

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                    #24
                    He was badly behaved yesterday and got a piece of my mind but he is only a kid.
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #25
                      Yeah, like Nora Torres as nice continuence in the pronunciation...much better than Nora Batty!
                      Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Matt View Post
                        Can you prove that he didn't?



                        Fernando Torres doesn't have time for things like that.

                        I think it's time Stevie and Alex got busy spawning a lad. Not only will he be a superstar but he can breed with Nora Torres and create the ultimate superstar footballer.

                        I'm confident that Rafa has it all in control hence the Academy revamp.
                        Substance > Style

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                          #27
                          http://www.101greatgoals.com/liverpools-fernando-torres-introduces-his-daughter-to-the-press-video/30580/



                          fernando torres introduces his daughter to the press(video)
                          Last edited by Rafael Benítez Maudes; 12-07-09, 01:25 PM.

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                            #28
                            She has a dummy already? Thats a bit early isn't it!!
                            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                              #29
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry78hbwlnQ0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.101greatgoals.com%2Fvideodisplay%2F2935629%2F&feature=player_embedded?rel=noskim?rel=noskim?rel=noskim?rel=noskim?rel=noskim?rel=noskim


                              A Beautiful sight, nature is wonderful eh, how it can turn out such perfect & fantastic specimens, miracles i like to call them, although miracles like this are few and far between.

                              Oh, The baby was nice too, but that Dad of hers...superb athlete.
                              Last edited by Vermilion; 12-07-09, 03:21 PM.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by REDrascal View Post
                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...kim?rel=noskim

                                A Beautiful sight, nature is wonderful eh, how it can turn out such perfect & fantastic specimens, miracles i like to call them, although miracles like this are few and far between.

                                Oh, The baby was nice too, but that Dad of hers...superb athlete.


                                TORRES

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