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    The Rafa Benitez Notepad

    Ever wondered what Rafa's writing during games? Feel free to add.

    "Kuyt- quality. Running over 14km this game by my count. Remember to tell Macia to save this in the Football Manager Rafa edition program and watch movement later"

    "Xabi misplaced pass. Call Pako and say I was right"

    "Voronin is between lines of defence, but ponytail offside"

    "Need to sign more defensive midfielders"

    "Chicken paella ingredients for Montse:
    1/2 pint of oil
    1 chicken
    1 green pepper
    1 red pepper
    1 onion
    1 can of peas
    3 Tomatoes
    1 Parsley"

    "Tell Carragher to beat up Babel some more, later in the showers"

    "Attacking play not good, out of ideas. Go to est1892 and see what Craig_H has to say. Log in as Duncan Jenkins"

    "Ask Voronin what conditioner he's using. For Montse"

    "Xabi shot wide. Send SMS to Pako after game"

    "Told Kuyt to work hard. He's working hard. Fantastic. Tell Purslow to call agent about pay rise. Need to sign more defensive midfielders"

    "Tapas Tapas sent me E-Mail about Albert and Alvaro shifts. Need it to not clash with friendly next week."

    "Tell Pepe to beat Babel in hotel room"

    "Voronin brushed his ponytail. Ask Macia for information from Football Manager Rafa edition: Number of times hair was brushed during game and direction of wind"

    "Spearing: fantastic. Good prospect for a 14-year old."

    "Set Piece defending can improve. Need to sign more defensive midfielders."

    "Skrtel could be good to scare daughters into eating their vegetables"

    "Tell Benayoun to talk with Babel about cutting inside. Have Pepe, Carragher and Mascherano attacking him from behind and beat him up"

    "Talk to Meffin about transfers"

    #2
    "Spearing: fantastic. Good prospect for a 14-year old."

    This one made me chuckle the most.

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      #3
      Lol, some of them are pretty good la.

      Also, as a side note, can you expand the Paella recipe a bit more, might try making it for supper over the weekend.
      Last edited by Scratch; 23-07-09, 11:23 AM. Reason: Chicken Paella sounds nice

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        #4


        But he should have Gerrard beat up Babel

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          #5
          "Remember to buy inflatable sumo suit to take the piss out of Allardyce a bit more next season"
          Justice for the 96

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            #6
            "Reminder to oneself to get Sammy elocution lessons! (In Spanlish!)...still don't understand that little fat *******."
            Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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              #7
              "Send Parry a wish you well card...look for smug card if any! LOL!"
              Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                #8
                Ask Perry how much did he earn from the deal he had with the Americans

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                  #9
                  Get Skrtel to visit McGee if Gerrard goes to prison
                  Nope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!

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                    #10
                    As per The Shining, I think Rafa just writes the following line repeatedly

                    "All work and no end-product make Rafa go crazy"
                    Substance > Style

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                      #11
                      'I'm going to stick Babel on, I'm fed up with him kicking the back of my chair'

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ronanm View Post
                        As per The Shining, I think Rafa just writes the following line repeatedly

                        "All work and no end-product make Rafa go crazy"
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                        Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                        Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                          #13
                          ' must stop looking at Bruce's fat head'

                          ' must consult pyschologist about Pepe, think he slightly crazy '
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                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                            #14
                            ' Bring Degen on in 10, just make sure he didnt injure himself sitting down'
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                            Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                            Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                              #15
                              "Ring Mr Ferguson to double check who we are playing next week and to see whether the schedule still suits him"

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