Lyn Oslo v Liverpool

[Rafael Benítez Maudes]

i heard his name being mentioned
but i got mixed up with the team.

i heard them saying he got a standing ovation

so im guessing he was awesome for them.

the *******.

well at least that owen cunt never scored.

[zimbo]

Forgot to mention it the other day, but what was going on with Degen in that match? It looked like someone had slipped several lines of industrial strength speed into his half-time lucozade. He was all over the place, picking the ball up in the right back slot, bombing up the wing, losing the ball to a stregically placed divot, busting arteries to win it back, falling over, playing centre forward, tackling the ref, everything. I swear at one point he put a ball in from near the corner flag and a nanosecond later was pushing Torres out of the way to try and head his own cross. He was mental.

In fact, it's probably the first time I've seen him provide a bigger threat to the opposition than to his own team. Now if we can just try and channel his madness we may have some kind of deranged secret weapon on our hands. Just long as he's not allowed anywhere near his own half of the pitch. Throw him on as a second half sub, just tell him to do whatever the **** he wants, sit back and enjoy the ensuing carnage. It'd be like letting Jeremy Kyle loose in Netto.

Come on, Rafa. Forget Villa and Silva. Just wind Deggsy up and point him in the vague direction of the opposing team's goal. You just can't keep a lid on that level of nutty for too long.

[Shaggy]

Forgot to mention it the other day, but what was going on with Degen in that match? It looked like someone had slipped several lines of industrial strength speed into his half-time lucozade. He was all over the place, picking the ball up in the right back slot, bombing up the wing, losing the ball to a stregically placed divot, busting arteries to win it back, falling over, playing centre forward, tackling the ref, everything. I swear at one point he put a ball in from near the corner flag and a nanosecond later was pushing Torres out of the way to try and head his own cross. He was mental.

In fact, it's probably the first time I've seen him provide a bigger threat to the opposition than to his own team. Now if we can just try and channel his madness we may have some kind of deranged secret weapon on our hands. Just long as he's not allowed anywhere near his own half of the pitch. Throw him on as a second half sub, just tell him to do whatever the **** he wants, sit back and enjoy the ensuing carnage. It'd be like letting Jeremy Kyle loose in Netto.

Come on, Rafa. Forget Villa and Silva. Just wind Deggsy up and point him in the vague direction of the opposing team's goal. You just can't keep a lid on that level of nutty for too long.

It was very funny and the comms on LFCTV were pissing themselves. However, despite his positional lunacy, I still thought he was fairly **** on the night.

[BFG]

Forgot to mention it the other day, but what was going on with Degen in that match? It looked like someone had slipped several lines of industrial strength speed into his half-time lucozade. He was all over the place, picking the ball up in the right back slot, bombing up the wing, losing the ball to a stregically placed divot, busting arteries to win it back, falling over, playing centre forward, tackling the ref, everything. I swear at one point he put a ball in from near the corner flag and a nanosecond later was pushing Torres out of the way to try and head his own cross. He was mental.

In fact, it's probably the first time I've seen him provide a bigger threat to the opposition than to his own team. Now if we can just try and channel his madness we may have some kind of deranged secret weapon on our hands. Just long as he's not allowed anywhere near his own half of the pitch. Throw him on as a second half sub, just tell him to do whatever the **** he wants, sit back and enjoy the ensuing carnage. It'd be like letting Jeremy Kyle loose in Netto.
Come on, Rafa. Forget Villa and Silva. Just wind Deggsy up and point him in the vague direction of the opposing team's goal. You just can't keep a lid on that level of nutty for too long.

[Guest]

Forgot to mention it the other day, but what was going on with Degen in that match? It looked like someone had slipped several lines of industrial strength speed into his half-time lucozade. He was all over the place, picking the ball up in the right back slot, bombing up the wing, losing the ball to a stregically placed divot, busting arteries to win it back, falling over, playing centre forward, tackling the ref, everything. I swear at one point he put a ball in from near the corner flag and a nanosecond later was pushing Torres out of the way to try and head his own cross. He was mental.

In fact, it's probably the first time I've seen him provide a bigger threat to the opposition than to his own team. Now if we can just try and channel his madness we may have some kind of deranged secret weapon on our hands. Just long as he's not allowed anywhere near his own half of the pitch. Throw him on as a second half sub, just tell him to do whatever the **** he wants, sit back and enjoy the ensuing carnage. It'd be like letting Jeremy Kyle loose in Netto.

Come on, Rafa. Forget Villa and Silva. Just wind Deggsy up and point him in the vague direction of the opposing team's goal. You just can't keep a lid on that level of nutty for too long.

Rafa changed to three at the back and he put Degen on the right wing ... but he ended up everywhere and it's as if he had a weight lifted off his shoulders, no more defending to do.

But to be fair to the lad, he wasn't that bad and was quite dangerous at times. He's not bad with the ball at his feet and I think he's just feeling his way into the team, with him being out for so long. I think we need to give him time, he might not turn that bad in the end.

[zimbo]

It was very funny and the comms on LFCTV were pissing themselves. However, despite his positional lunacy, I still thought he was fairly **** on the night.

The overwhelming feeling I was left with was, to paraphrase Wellington, "I'm not sure what effect he has on the enemy but he puts the fear of the Jesus into me."

I've decided he should be my new favourite player. From now on, I won't hear a word said against him.

[DannyMan2006]

The overwhelming feeling I was left with was, to paraphrase Wellington, "I'm not sure what effect he has on the enemy but he puts the fear of the Jesus into me."

I've decided he should be my new favourite player. From now on, I won't hear a word said against him.

Would you be offended if I suggested his performance remineded me of Forrest Gump?

In all seriousness I don't think our players gave two ****s about the game after half time and Degen ended up as a RWB, with license to go where he pleased. He also gets stick that is quite over the top. In one part he was in the RW position and skinned a player, he then played a pass but Mascherano had misread it as he was looking away from the ball. Subsequently Lyn ran from their own 18 yard box all the way up to our own and had a shot on target. Mascherano, who had been charging back, put his hand up to apologuies to his team mates for being at fault. But who did the LFCtv commentators moan on about? Degen

Poor lad.