Skrtle- cracked jaw

[Scratch]

Skrtel's agent, Karol Csonto, told SITA: "It [the jaw] is not broken, just heavily cracked.

He clearly had a fracture. The doc put pressure on his upper jaw twice and both time he looked like he was about to smack the doc out afterwards

Don't you just hate that. If anyone has ever had a fracture. When the doctor puts pressure on the fracture and goes 'is this where it is, oh right we'll get an x-ray done'.

Indeed. Plus if Carragher splits his head open on your jaw im pretty sure nobody in the world (regardless of whether they're a hard arse ******* or not) would walk away with little more than a grazed chin.

Things are a bit **** at the mo with injuries. Just need to battle on and make do.

A doctor broke my finger when I was a kid. Think it was fractured and he was doing the old 'does this hurt' and it went crack.

Well, his agent says it ain't a fracture, Rafa says he is in training...so who knows.

I'm guessing heavily cracked was a poor translation as it came from his agent...perhaps the actual phrase was...his jaw is not broken, he just took a heavy crack on it?

[Baracus]

A doctor broke my finger when I was a kid. Think it was fractured and he was doing the old 'does this hurt' and it went crack.

Happened to me, when I broke my toe, hit a kerb instead of the football at the age of 8. Basterd Doctor.

[Baracus]

Well, his agent says it ain't a fracture, Rafa says he is in training...so who knows.

I'm guessing heavily cracked was a poor translation as it came from his agent...perhaps the actual phrase was...his jaw is not broken, he just took a heavy crack on it?

Maybe he was just saying Skrtle fathered Wolverine

[-V-]

Happened to me, when I broke my toe, hit a kerb instead of the football at the age of 8. Basterd Doctor.

Not as bad as me. Kicked a brick hidden beneath the grass, full force and it was sharp

[Baracus]

Not as bad as me. Kicked a brick hidden beneath the grass, full force and it was sharp

I had my parents saying 'step on your toe, its nothing, but pressure on it. It will soon get back to normal'

[Kenneth]

I hard my Parents saying step on my toe, its nothing, but pressure on it. It will soon get back to normal.

Yow what?

[Bender]

DAMN DAMN AND DAMN......just woke up and read the story.......when's Agger back ?

[Baracus]

Yow what?

edited, was in a rush before.

[Harv]

"Torres' Confederation Cup antics"??

Antics? WTF? Do they not mean 'exploits'?

Grammar Gestapo at it again