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Fabio injured again??!!
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: Fabio Aurelio injured again in freak training ground incident
After a freak pre-season incident in which Fabio Aurelio was injured whilst having a back-yard kickabout with his son (!), Liverpool fans were looking forward to the Brazilian's return to action. Unfortunately, Aurelio's comeback is on hold yet again after another freak injury sustained at Liverpool's Melwood training ground today.
Liverpool-Kop understands that whilst preparing for the usual five-a-side game, Aurelio dislocated his shoulder whilst pulling on his five-a-side training bib.
It appears that Aurelio picked up a smaller youth team bib by accident, and the resultant tightness when trying to pull it on directly caused the injury.
Liverpool physio Dave Galley explained:
"The dislocation occurred because Fabio pulled the bib down at the wrong angle, and the consequent pressure exerted by the tightness of the bib unfortunately caused his shoulder to pop out of place.
"We had to cut the bib away, as trying to pull off something wedged so tightly against his body would have exacerbated the injury".
Aurelio was devastated by his latest piece of injury bad luck:
"Just when i thought I was out of this injury nightmare, it PULLED ME BACK IN!"
Rafa Benitez was unfazed by this latest set-back:
"It is not a problem, no? We still have Dossena, who gives us lots of options, no? Our idea is also to move Gerrard to left back, as he is very versatile, and perhaps use Mascherano behind Torres. For sure it is a short-term solution, but I think it will work, no?".
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.... Ok it's a spoof, but of all the players it could happen to, it would be our Fabio
[ Love Rafa's solution to the problem, a mascherano-torres axis up top, with Gerrard at left back
Fabio injured again??!!
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: Fabio Aurelio injured again in freak training ground incident
After a freak pre-season incident in which Fabio Aurelio was injured whilst having a back-yard kickabout with his son (!), Liverpool fans were looking forward to the Brazilian's return to action. Unfortunately, Aurelio's comeback is on hold yet again after another freak injury sustained at Liverpool's Melwood training ground today.
Liverpool-Kop understands that whilst preparing for the usual five-a-side game, Aurelio dislocated his shoulder whilst pulling on his five-a-side training bib.
It appears that Aurelio picked up a smaller youth team bib by accident, and the resultant tightness when trying to pull it on directly caused the injury.
Liverpool physio Dave Galley explained:
"The dislocation occurred because Fabio pulled the bib down at the wrong angle, and the consequent pressure exerted by the tightness of the bib unfortunately caused his shoulder to pop out of place.
"We had to cut the bib away, as trying to pull off something wedged so tightly against his body would have exacerbated the injury".
Aurelio was devastated by his latest piece of injury bad luck:
"Just when i thought I was out of this injury nightmare, it PULLED ME BACK IN!"
Rafa Benitez was unfazed by this latest set-back:
"It is not a problem, no? We still have Dossena, who gives us lots of options, no? Our idea is also to move Gerrard to left back, as he is very versatile, and perhaps use Mascherano behind Torres. For sure it is a short-term solution, but I think it will work, no?".
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.... Ok it's a spoof, but of all the players it could happen to, it would be our Fabio
[ Love Rafa's solution to the problem, a mascherano-torres axis up top, with Gerrard at left back
It's preposterous.
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