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    Fernando Torres - the Autobiography

    The Daily Mirror
    14 September 2009

    My secrets, by Fernando Torres
    By James Fletcher

    Penny Lane must have seemed a million miles away from Madrid to the young Spanish schoolboy.

    So too, the ‘Yellow Submarine’ that Fernando Torres sang about with his brother as they recited Beatles hits passed down from their father Jose.

    Indeed, ‘El Nino’, would not even have known who the Fab Four were given his tender years or what it was they were singing about. But he loved their tunes all the same. And that was all that mattered.

    Had anyone told him just how intricately linked he would ultimately become with Liverpool’s most famous sons and he would have laughed it off as madness. Liverpool? He’d never even heard of it. Yet the city was to become his second home. His future. The platform for his footballing dreams and the Beatles back catalogue was to become his Bible.

    He said: “One of the biggest problems I faced when I first moved to Liverpool was the language barrier. My English was limited to the classes I had taken at school in Fuenlabrada. You think you know a bit of English and that you can get by but when you actually arrive in England you soon realise that you haven’t really got a clue.

    “I was told to be honest and say; ‘I didn’t catch that, could you say it again?’ but the truth is I didn’t always take that advice. I nearly always just mumbled a ‘no’. That’s what I did whenever I was in the supermarket and was asked if I wanted ‘cash back’. It’s not something we have in Spain and I had no idea what it was. It was three months before I knew what they were talking about.

    “One afternoon, the way back from having lunch we decided to go shopping. I’d been told about Costco and so we decided to go in and have a look. As we were going through the door, the security guard stopped. We assumed he was asking for a member’s card that we didn’t have and so, not be able to explain in English, we just turned and left without a word. The next day I was told if you’re not a member you can’t shop there.



    “Two people were vital during my first few days in the city: Rob and Alan, the English teachers Liverpool laid on for me. One of the things they used to make me do was ring people in response to adverts in the paper. You’d get on the phone and ask about a puppy for sale, or that kitten being advertised, or the price of a second hand car.

    “The idea was to get me used to speaking in English on the phone but at first the idea terrified me. So much so that I would panic when I didn’t understand something and find myself having to ring Pepe Reina.

    “The car radio became my constant travelling companion. Every morning on my way to training at Melwood, I would listen and try to concentrate on what was being said. At first I only understood a few words but bit by bit I could feel myself improving. As I went past billboards I would try to translate them, too, and with every passing day I was getting better and better.

    “Some nights, I even dared to pick up the phone and order food. When it turned up, it was nearly always what I wanted. When we were in hotels preparing for games I watched films in English with the subtitles on. The other thing I always carried with me was ‘English Training’ on my Nintendo DS - language games and exercises that helped me develop my English.

    “I was terrified at the prospect of having to have a conversation on the phone. Imagine how much worse it is when that conversation is with the fire service! My smoke alarm kept going off in the house I was renting and one afternoon I got a call. I just about worked out that the man on the other end was from the local fire station but I didn’t understand anything else. A few minutes later a fire engine turned up at the house, packed with fireman thinking they were being called into action.

    “They came three times in three days before they worked out that the smoke from cooking was causing the alarm to go off prematurely. The next time the alarm went off, they called me first to check whether they really did have to set off again.”

    “I like the Beatles a lot. Before I ever imagined that I would end up in Liverpool, I listened to their songs. Now I’ve rediscovered them because listening to them has helped me to pick up the language more quickly. My favourite songs are ‘Penny Lane’ and ‘Yellow Submarine’.”

    A giant 51-foot long, 15-foot high, 18 tons steel Yellow Submarine, replica built to commemorate the famous song, greeted Torres upon arrival at Liverpool’s John Lennon Airport.

    Torres found himself immersed in Liverpool’s history, it’s culture, walking the famous streets, from Princess Dock to Victoria Street, taking time to enjoy Matthew Street and the Beatles tour, though he is still to visit the Cavern Club.

    “What can I say about the legendary band, a symbol of the city? There’s not much I can add, although it did strike me that – despite what you might imagine – people in Liverpool aren’t constantly talking about the Beatles and their success,” he added.

    “People have an enormous amount of respect and admiration for them, because everyone in London is conscious of the fact that the Beatles and Liverpool FC have taken the name of the city round the world.”



    Torres is not your average footballer. There will be no tabloid tales of bad boy behaviour, no sordid nightclub tales or weekly pictures of his latest supercar. Nights in playing cards, watching television with his stunning wife Olalla Dominguez Liste, or even a bit of DIY? Now you’re talking.

    He explained: “I’m very much a homely person. I am at my most comfortable and relaxed there. One of my favourite moments each day, matches permitting, is the evening stroll with Olalla (my wife) and our two dogs. They’re English bulldogs, a male called Pomo and a female called Llanta. We have found a couple of parks near where we live that are relaxed and peaceful, offering a real escape.

    “At home, we spend time playing board games with friends and family. When it comes to Monopoly, Scatergory, or Hotel, there are real battles. For a change, we sometimes play cards, even though I’m not one for the typical footballer’s game like poker or the games played with a 40-card Spanish deck, like mus or pocha. But I do enjoy playing brisca and tute, Spanish games similar to trumps.

    “Television is an alternative and I like to be up to date with what’s going on in the world, and not just the sports news. My favourite programmes are ‘The Dog Whisperer’ and ‘Super Nanny’.



    “I love Stanley Park, the one that divides Anfield and Goodison and which I got to know when I went to film the Spanish number 9 advert for Nike there. I’ve also been to Chester, and to Formby on the coast where, weather permitting, I like to devour a Flake 99, with raspberry sauce.

    “We have adapted perfectly to Liverpool but when it comes to eating we still follow a Spanish timetable. Eating at English times still feels too early so we started arranging barbeques. A few of us got together along with Mikel Arteta from Everton. One Sunday we started eating in the garden, it was a sunny day with the odd cloud and we didn’t think anything of it....until the heavens opened and it started snowing. Yes, snowing! Since then, the slightest sign of bad weather and we set up in the garage instead.

    “During my first few months in Liverpool I seemed to be permanently surrounded by hammers, screwdrivers, pliers and spanners as I discovered a new hubby: putting together furniture. There were tools everywhere.

    “In Spain I hadn’t put together a single wardrobe but here in England I found myself in the position where I either had to get on and do it or the box would just gather dust. Sometimes, I would end up getting so irritated I would end up crawling to bed shattered – but with the world done.

    “My determination to finish the job off meant that one night in 2007 I didn’t finish until the small hours. I had come home in a bad mood after we had lost 1-0 at home to Olympic Marseilles in the Champions League. I decided the best way to work the frustration out of my system was to put together two pieces of furniture for the living room. By the time I had finished it was 4am.

    “I haven’t experienced Liverpool’s nightlife. I have been out a couple of times to eat after Champions League matches and you can see there’s a lot going on. One thing that does surprise me is that no one seems to wear a coat. Everyone is done up and dressed to impress but few of them wrap up warm, even though the temperature can’t be much above freezing. One thing that I would like to do is watch a game in the pub. Everyone tells me about the passion with which fans follow matches between pints.”

    http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Exclu...icle154499.html

    #2
    someone mentioned this to me today. Such a down to earth lad. Is it wrong I love him more after reading this?

    Torres

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      #3
      If ever you were looking for a Shaggy edit:

      "I’ve also been to Chester, and to Formby on the coast where, weather permitting, I like to devour a Flake 99, with raspberry sauce."

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        #4
        Great read!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
          “During my first few months in Liverpool I seemed to be permanently surrounded by hammers, screwdrivers, pliers and spanners as I discovered a new hubby: putting together furniture. There were tools everywhere.


          http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Exclu...icle154499.html
          I didn't know he was gay!

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            #6
            Jeez, if that is a sample of his biography, remind me to give it a miss when it goes on sale.
            Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
            Those that killed her, were following the law.

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              #7
              A new hubby?

              What's going on ?

              Many of the guys on here will be devastated.



              So whose inviting him round 2 the pub to watch a match?

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                #8
                Fernando Torres has dismissed the idea of a mega-money move to Manchester City - because he wants his family to grow up as Scousers.

                The Spanish striker insisted yesterday that he feels as though he was almost born and bred on Merseyside, after settling in so well at the Anfield club.

                And with City making strong noises about a record-breaking attempt to sign him, the striker dismissed the idea because he wants his children to grow up with Liverpool in their blood.

                There has even been talk of a £75million bid to match the world record fee Real Madrid paid for Cristiano Ronaldo, but Torres insisted yesterday that any English club is wasting their time in trying to lure him away from Liverpool.


                His baby daughter Nora was born earlier this year, and he revealed that he wants her to grow up with a Scouse accent.

                "I really feel at home here. From the first day I came I have felt that Anfield is my home - I feel like I am from Liverpool, and I want that for my family too," he said.

                "I hope to be here for a long time and if my daughter speaks English and Scouse, I will be proud. For me, Anfield is the best place in England.

                "This is my home, and it helps that I have learned the language. Have I picked up any Scouse? Deffo! I am picking up words all the time."

                Torres is is now in his third season with Liverpool and is well on the way to becoming an Anfield legend after an impressive 48 league goals in just 67 appearances.

                He needs two more to shatter the record for the quickest half century of goals in the club's history - held jointly by Sam Raybould and Albert Stubbins - and if he gets it in the next 12 matches then he will beat their mark by a staggering 30 games.

                Yet even though he feels so at home and the fans idolise him as one of the greatest the club has ever seen, he insisted that he will only feel he has truly arrived at Liverpool when he wins a trophy for the club.

                "The fans have seen some of the best players in the world playing for Liverpool, and now they sing my name, which is incredible for me, just incredible," he said.

                "It's amazing to score at Anfield and amazing to score in front of the Kop. When I hear people sing my name it's the best feeling I can have on the pitch.

                "But really, I would like to be remembered as a player who won things for Liverpool. I have plenty of years here, I am sure about that, and I hope the trophies will come soon.

                "I have only been here two years, and not won anything yet, only scored some goals. But I hope in a few years I can write another book, explaining about the trophies I have won at Liverpool."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by -V- View Post

                  He needs two more to shatter the record for the quickest half century of goals in the club's history - held jointly by Sam Raybould and Albert Stubbins - and if he gets it in the next 12 matches then he will beat their mark by a staggering 30 games.

                  Really? By 30 games?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Scratch View Post
                    Really? By 30 games?
                    by 41 if he scores 2 in his next match. Surely that can't be right? That would be incrdeible.
                    Forwards.......

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DannyMan2006 View Post
                      by 41 if he scores 2 in his next match. Surely that can't be right? That would be incrdeible.
                      Where was he on the list for all goals, not just league??

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                        #12
                        All Time Premiership Leaders Fastest to 50 Goals To Date

                        Player Matches Age(Y/D) Goals Matches
                        1 Andy Cole 65 23-140 189 414
                        2 Alan Shearer 66 24- 27 260 441
                        3 Ruud van Nistelrooy 68 27- 52 95 150
                        4 Thierry Henry 83 24-127 174 254
                        5 Kevin Phillips 83 28-115 88 233
                        6 Ian Wright 87 31- 72 113 213
                        7 Robbie Fowler 88 20-251 163 379
                        8 Jimmy Hasselbaink 94 28-344 127 288
                        9 Teddy Sheringham 94 28-364 147 418
                        10 Les Ferdinand 96 28- 47 149 351
                        11 Matthew Le Tissier 97 26- 65 101 270
                        12 Michael Owen 98 20-255 146 297
                        13 Mark Viduka 104 27-325 92 240
                        14 Eric Cantona 106 29-242 70 156
                        15 Didier Drogba 106 30- 12 66 147
                        16 Emmanuel Adebayor 108 25-198 51 114
                        17 Ole Solskjaer 110 27-230 91 235
                        18 Stan Collymore 113 26-318 62 163
                        19 Dennis Bergkamp 114 29-330 87 315
                        20 Yakubu Aiyegbeni 123 24- 39 72 191
                        21 Dean Holdsworth 125 27- 51 63 229
                        22 Robbie Keane 129 23-228 121 320
                        23 Tony Cottee 129 30-276 78 220
                        24 Dion Dublin 130 28-249 111 312
                        25 Paolo Di Canio 130 33-165 68 190
                        26 Darren Bent 132 25- 78 59 147
                        27 Chris Sutton 134 23-188 83 255
                        28 Robert Pires 137 31-309 62 189
                        29 Peter Beardsley 137 35- 78 58 185
                        30 Mark Bright 140 36-224 50 144
                        31 Nicholas Anelka 141 24-288 108 291
                        32 John Hartson 145 25-325 55 155
                        33 Louis Saha 145 28-122 69 208
                        34 Wayne Rooney 146 21- 54 90 237
                        35 Cristiano Ronaldo 147 22-340 84 196
                        36 Efan Ekoku 147 31-166 52 160
                        37 Eider Gudjohnsen 153 26-199 54 186
                        38 Kevin Gallacher 153 32- 32 56 198
                        39 Chris Armstrong 153 27-155 71 216
                        40 Dwight Yorke 153 25-270 123 375
                        41 James Beattie 154 25- 50 90 312
                        42 Paulo Wanchope 156 27-288 50 156
                        43 Gustavo Poyet 157 35- 85 54 187
                        44 Duncan Ferguson 157 29-110 68 269
                        45 Kevin Campbell 164 29-344 82 325
                        46 Craig Bellamy 167 27-156 68 225
                        47 Emile Heskey 167 23-101 105 449
                        48 Jermain Defoe 174 24- 49 91 264
                        49 Mark Hughes 175 33-169 63 296
                        50 Niall Quinn 184 34- 43 58 250
                        51 Brian Deane 189 30-315 70 286
                        52 Harry Kewell 195 25- 68 57 274
                        53 Gianfranco Zola 197 36- 70 59 229
                        54 Jason Euell 199 27- 14 56 261
                        55 Peter Crouch 200 28-295 50 201
                        56 Paul Scholes 211 27- 47 98 425
                        57 Nwankwo Kanu 214 31- 52 52 260
                        58 David Beckham 214 26-186 62 265
                        59 Ryan Giggs 229 25-327 100 534
                        60 Darius Vassell 245 28-154 52 265
                        61 Kevin Davies 263 30- 13 68 351
                        62 Steven Gerrard 281 27-191 75 344
                        63 Frank Lampard 284 26-208 110 445
                        64 Gary Speed 286 30-236 81 535
                        65 Nicky Barmby 289 28-271 53 333
                        66 Trevor Sinclair 321 32-276 51 361
                        67 Lee Bowyer 340 32-286 52
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                        Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                        Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                          #13
                          Games to reach 50 top flight goals for liverpool............


                          78 - Roger Hunt (finished with 168 top flight goals) [plus 77 in Second Division]

                          80 - Sam Raybould (100) [19]
                          80 - Albert Stubbins (75)

                          81 - Jack Parkinson (103) [21]

                          83 - John Aldridge (50)

                          84 - Ian Rush (229)

                          88 - Robbie Fowler (128)

                          90 - Gordon Hodgson (233)

                          95 - Joe Hewitt (68) [1]

                          98 - Harry Chambers (135)
                          98 - Kenny Dalglish (118)
                          98 - Michael Owen (118)

                          111 - John Barnes (84)

                          116 - John Toshack (74)

                          121 - David Johnson (55)

                          124 - Ian St.John (77) [18]

                          125 - Dick Forshaw (117)
                          125 - Tom Miller (50)

                          141 - Jack Balmer (99)

                          158 - Berry Nieuwenhuys (74)

                          162 - Adolf Hanson (50)

                          167 - Billy Liddell (96) [119]

                          175 - Kevin Keegan (68)

                          203 - Jack Cox (62) [10]

                          221 - Terry McDermott (54)

                          269 - Ray Kennedy (51)

                          270 - Arthur Goddard (65) [7]

                          281 - Steven Gerrard (73 not out)

                          302 - Steve Heighway (50)
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                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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