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    Today, throughout the afternoon, they were doing a Torres v Drogba thing, in build up to Sunday, with total Premier League goals, as their main stat.

    Drogba - 61
    Torres - 46

    They basically had number of PL goals at the head of their stats, and then compared all sorts of irrelevant stuff too, like what foot the goals were scored with, whether they were outside the box or in, whether they scored them in the 1st or 2nd half etc etc...

    The one stat they neglected to mention? Oh yes, it was Premier League STARTS, which obviously makes a major difference in the 'who is better' stakes, which was obviously the crux of the issue.

    Those figures are as follows:

    Drogba - 109
    Torres - 56

    The way they made it look, was that Drogba was marginally (but noticably) better. When you look at the appearances figures, you see the truth. Drogba has an excellent record, better than 1 in 2 (which is brilliant by anyone's standards), but Drogba's record is in keeping with the kind of records top strikers in the world tend to have.

    Torres' record of 46 in 56 starts is incomprehensibly out of this world. They talk of 1 in 2 as being the benchmark for brilliant strikers, but Torres is a tiny amount off a goal per game - in the Premier League, one of the world's hardest and best leagues - and having only played for 2 seasons (one of which he was missing for half the time).

    In reality, there's no contest between them. Drogba's class but Torres sets a completely different standard to the rest.

    Drogba's one of the best amongst his peers, while Torres HAS no peers.

    He's better than everyone else by an absolute CHASM and in a league of his own.

    In short, Sky Sports can **** off.

    #2
    Wouldn't let it bother you, mate.
    I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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      #3
      I wouldnt say it bothers me really, i just had myself several little sniggers at how embarrassing it was and how cringeworthy they can be for what is basically the 'top' sports broadcaster out there.

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        #4
        Take into account they have to sell the game, the more they plug it, the more people will sign up and pay the hidious price they charge for individual games
        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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          #5
          Originally posted by kev776 View Post
          Take into account they have to sell the game, the more they plug it, the more people will sign up and pay the hidious price they charge for individual games
          Nope, i refuse to take that into account

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            #6
            I actually noticed that when i had sky sports news on this afternoon.

            ****s.
            "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
            Tupac

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              #7
              I know, i was just waiting for them to say 'and they have achieved those goals in these number of appearances' but they never did

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                #8
                Typical Sky really, that's all.

                Torres = best striker in the world. Nobody else even comes close.

                [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPrxwjWluXc"]YouTube - Torres debut goal v chelsea[/ame]

                [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZEo1nCCq2w"]YouTube - torres scores against chelsea (2.1)[/ame]

                [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr-EHynK8ks"]YouTube - Liverpool vs Chelsea - 1st Torres Goal [2008-2009 Premier League Season][/ame]
                I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                Now all my lies are proved untrue
                And I must face the men I slew.
                What tale shall serve me here among
                Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                  #9
                  And on Sunday he will prove that.
                  Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                  Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                    Nope, i refuse to take that into account
                    Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                    Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                      #11
                      Torres's record is almost as good as Jardel's was that guy could score some goals!
                      YNWA

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                        #12
                        Torres owns Chelsea and will step up to the plate big time on Sunday.

                        SSN can go seckle.
                        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                          Today, throughout the afternoon, they were doing a Torres v Drogba thing, in build up to Sunday, with total Premier League goals, as their main stat.

                          Drogba - 61
                          Torres - 46

                          They basically had number of PL goals at the head of their stats, and then compared all sorts of irrelevant stuff too, like what foot the goals were scored with, whether they were outside the box or in, whether they scored them in the 1st or 2nd half etc etc...

                          The one stat they neglected to mention? Oh yes, it was Premier League STARTS, which obviously makes a major difference in the 'who is better' stakes, which was obviously the crux of the issue.

                          Those figures are as follows:

                          Drogba - 109
                          Torres - 56

                          The way they made it look, was that Drogba was marginally (but noticably) better. When you look at the appearances figures, you see the truth. Drogba has an excellent record, better than 1 in 2 (which is brilliant by anyone's standards), but Drogba's record is in keeping with the kind of records top strikers in the world tend to have.

                          Torres' record of 46 in 56 starts is incomprehensibly out of this world. They talk of 1 in 2 as being the benchmark for brilliant strikers, but Torres is a tiny amount off a goal per game - in the Premier League, one of the world's hardest and best leagues - and having only played for 2 seasons (one of which he was missing for half the time).

                          In reality, there's no contest between them. Drogba's class but Torres sets a completely different standard to the rest.

                          Drogba's one of the best amongst his peers, while Torres HAS no peers.

                          He's better than everyone else by an absolute CHASM and in a league of his own.

                          In short, Sky Sports can **** off.

                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #14


                            I want his babies.
                            3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                              #15
                              To be fair, Drogba's goal record is astounding when you consider how much time he spends on his arse...

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