Pillock son of mine

[Norbs]

My lad slept through the whole game wednesday, he's been working hard lately and half a can of Bulmers knocked him out. At the end of the game I shouted at him and woke him up and he trotted off to bed.

Thursday when he gets in from work he says we're nailed on for 3rd spot now, which leaves me . I told him he was a nutter and how we could've salvaged a draw but that the Arse now had a big gap and he said I was an idiot.

Turns out the silly cunt had dreamt that we won 1-0 with an 80th minute penalty, the result came as a total shock

[Vermilion]

My lad slept through the whole game wednesday, he's been working hard lately and half a can of Bulmers knocked him out. At the end of the game I shouted at him and woke him up and he trotted off to bed.

Thursday when he gets in from work he says we're nailed on for 3rd spot now, which leaves me . I told him he was a nutter and how we could've salvaged a draw but that the Arse now had a big gap and he said I was an idiot.

Turns out the silly cunt had dreamt that we won 1-0 with an 80th minute penalty, the result came as a total shock

So it's true what they say then....like father like son..

[Matt]

hahaha gutted.

I dreamed fairly recently that we beat Utd after going a goal down with Oyvind Leonhardsen lobbing van der Saar to get the winner.

[Norbs]

So it's true what they say then....like father like son..

Fo sho

[lickedlollipop]

My lad slept through the whole game wednesday, he's been working hard lately and half a can of Bulmers knocked him out. At the end of the game I shouted at him and woke him up and he trotted off to bed.

Thursday when he gets in from work he says we're nailed on for 3rd spot now, which leaves me . I told him he was a nutter and how we could've salvaged a draw but that the Arse now had a big gap and he said I was an idiot.

Turns out the silly cunt had dreamt that we won 1-0 with an 80th minute penalty, the result came as a total shock

hahaha brilliant!

[Fierce]

I dreamed that I killed 4 people in a hotel

[Fivex]

I dreamed that I killed 4 people in a hotel

True story?

[Fierce]

True story?

True dream, yes. No guns either. Just mindless brutal bloody violence

Probably something I saw on telly

[Craig_H]

My lad slept through the whole game wednesday, he's been working hard lately and half a can of Bulmers knocked him out. At the end of the game I shouted at him and woke him up and he trotted off to bed.

Thursday when he gets in from work he says we're nailed on for 3rd spot now, which leaves me . I told him he was a nutter and how we could've salvaged a draw but that the Arse now had a big gap and he said I was an idiot.

Turns out the silly cunt had dreamt that we won 1-0 with an 80th minute penalty, the result came as a total shock

[Exiled_red]

[saj]

My lad slept through the whole game wednesday, he's been working hard lately and half a can of Bulmers knocked him out. At the end of the game I shouted at him and woke him up and he trotted off to bed.

Thursday when he gets in from work he says we're nailed on for 3rd spot now, which leaves me . I told him he was a nutter and how we could've salvaged a draw but that the Arse now had a big gap and he said I was an idiot.

Turns out the silly cunt had dreamt that we won 1-0 with an 80th minute penalty, the result came as a total shock

Ha ha, quality!

[Tee]

Is it 'dreamed' or 'dreamt'??????????

[BFG]

Is it 'dreamed' or 'dreamt'??????????

Both are fine.

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Turns out the silly cunt had dreamt that we won 1-0 with an 80th minute penalty, the result came as a total shock

You love him though, right?

[Norbs]

You love him though, right?

Course I do. I have to say that as he's a lot bigger than me!