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    #46
    Settled down now. Stevie is watching Steven Gerrard : Centurion on DVD, Aquilanis finger is in plaster, Rafa trying to beat himself at chess
    Not funny but it's the latest update.
    Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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      #47
      Originally posted by MrsB View Post
      Hard to believe, but I've been considering this too!
      I've signed up, some of it is laugh out loud funny.
      Top marks to whoever it is
      The King was back for a short while. Long live The King.

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        #48
        He just has too much time on his hands though.

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          #49
          Originally posted by PeteBest View Post
          He just has too much time on his hands though.
          Says you

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            #50
            Originally posted by Reece View Post
            Says you
            I'm just killing time, it's 1:30 am here.

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              #51
              Toilets humming. Sammy was about to use the air freshener, Soto stopped him - 'it is a pure and manly smell that must not be tampered with'.

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                #52
                its funny. but it will get boring after a while

                got to enjoy it while its there though

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Marsh View Post
                  its funny. but it will get boring after a while

                  got to enjoy it while its there though
                  Aye, he's pushing it a little now IMO. Fewer and funnier son, fewer and funnier, that's the way to twitter. Eh?
                  I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                  There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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                    #54
                    LucasLeiva21

                    Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life

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                      #55
                      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                        #56
                        Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life
                        Jamie and Stevie backing him up. They seem to have redefined his past. 'His da worked on the docks and his ma was a nurse in the Royal'.
                        Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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                            #58
                            Haha
                            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                              #59
                              Just spied Kyrgiakos' shopping list :

                              1. Whole Goat (recently deceased)
                              2. Flammable Trident
                              3. Blast Furnace.

                              Freaky. Its written in blood
                              I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                              There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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                                #60


                                Actually I'm still laughing at the 'sleeping standing up, fists clenched' update.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                                May the Lord bless this post.

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