So who do we play tomorrow -v-Reading?

[Morph]

Reading youth team would beat us at the moment.

I'll be there tonight with my Rafa Out T-Shirt. I've printed a couple of hundred. Anyone want one - only a tenner plus you get a free copy of my book when it comes out.

You'll be on your own then dunk mate

[The Glove]

Ooops! You said “Coppell says they’re playing a lesser side” – I thought as in “we’re playing against Liverpool – a lesser side”.

Coppell was always gonna pick a weakened side – there isn’t a Premiership manager who doesn’t at this stage of the League Cup.

Just re-read it. Which ever way you read it right now is probably right.