FC Utrecht match thread

[danperkins]

Has Torres touched the ball yet?

[Craig_H]

Torres needs to dye his hair blonde and smile again.

[danperkins]

Somewhere in the UK, Mattshark is sticking pins into a Dan Perkins doll

Haha classic, he truly hates me

[Fierce]

I have been kinda sticking up for Roy of late, in that I think a lot of the stick he gets is perhaps unjustified; but something as obvious as putting players in the correct positions doesn't make it easy

[Buzzo]

We seem to be playing

-----------------Reina----------------
GJ---------JC------------MS------MK
------------Lucas------Poulson------
---------Merieles-------Cole---------
--------------Kuyt--------------------
-------------Torres-------------------

Nobody out wide either side. Controversial.

[danperkins]

Torres needs to dye his hair blonde and smile again.

Blondes do have more fun

[Maxiedge]

If only Joe Cole could shoot....

[Craig_H]

Dunno if he's playing, but Utrecht's number 18 in their squad, is a 'dutchman' called Barry Maguire

True story.

[danperkins]

Cole is always very busy and looking for options but he's just lacking players to link up with around him, zero movement once again.

[Shaggy]

How many ****ty little fouls Poulsen FFS

[Craig_H]

The area around Utrecht's ground looks really nice - i almost wish i'd gone to this.

[danperkins]

Dunno if he's playing, but Utrecht's number 16 in their squad, is a 'dutchman' called Barry Maguire

True story.

Haha the git rejected us while back to play for country and then i think he realised he's way too **** to ever get in the Dutch side, so he decided that the fabulous Irish national side was the way to go.

[Fierce]

We seem to be playing

-----------------Reina----------------
GJ---------JC------------MS------MK
------------Lucas------Poulson------
---------Merieles-------Cole---------
--------------Kuyt--------------------
-------------Torres-------------------

Nobody out wide either side. Controversial.

****. Neither Cole nor Meireles are wingers and are drifting inside because that's their natural game. Sort it out Roy for ****s sake

[Zapater]

Couldn't hold onto the ball for longer than the duration of 3 passes against Sunderland on the wekend, now we're getting fully outplayed by Utrecht for the first 20 minutes today. They winning the 50-50 balls, passing through us etc with ease. It's quite embarrassing really considering this is a strength team.

[Craig_H]

If Roy doesnt sort this out, i'm gonna go to Anfield on Sunday and let down the tyres on his mobility scooter.