Bit of fun... Predictions...

[Imy]

Jones
Kelly Carragher Wilson konchesky
Spearing Poulsen
Eccleston Shelvey Jova
Ngog

League: Championship
Manager: O'Neil

[red g]

good to see everyone sooooo excited about the future.

Everyone obviously believes the takeover is going to happen then

[Buzzo]

Owner: Bill Gates
(5% stake to Buzzo after successful £122 million win in Fridays Euro Millions)
Manager: Rafa
Stadium: Miraculously built in space of 2 months New Anfield. 75,000 capacity

--------------------Reina-----------------------

Johnson-----Agger------Skrtel-----Capdevilla

---------------Alonso------Barry---------------

Iniesta-------------Gerrard--------------Turan

---------------------Torres---------------------

Subs: Cole, Carra, Insua, Llorente, Ngog, Merieles, Mata, Lucas, Rodwell
A busy summer in the Boardroom at Anfield when new owner Bill Gates takes over, fires Roy Hodgson and re-appoints Rafael Benitez. Mr Gates further surprises the Anfield Faithful by appointing Euro Millions winner Buzzo and Kenny Dalglish along with Robbie Fowler to take over in the Boardroom "I'll just sign the cheques Buzzo" said Mr Gates upon announcing his surprise Chief Exec. Buzzo then miraculously builds us a 75,000 all seater arena in the space of 2 months, becoming an instant hero to the fans, alongside Dalglish and Fowler.

After signing Turan, Barry(?) Llorente, Capdevilla, Andres Iniesta will declare a long love of Liverpool FC and upon signing will start making overtures to Messi wanting to join him at New Anfield due to the fact Messi's girlfriend hates it at Barcelona. Too hot apparently. Javier Mascherano's wife realises she too also had a long love of Liverpool and in many ways absence has made the heart grow fonder. Mascherano is told to go rot in Barca reserves. Buzzo realises to his surprise that Martin Skrtel is still in central defence, but literally cannot think of a replacement.

Other surprising news is at Old Trafford where Sir Alex Ferguson steps down as manager of Man United, to be replaced by none oher than Roy Hodgson - The Hodges first move is to sign Paul Konchesky and Christian Poulsen from Liverpool.

[Ben_Itez]

[Craig_H]

****ing hell tee - whats the fun part

Echoing my thoughts exactly mate

I searched high and low and couldnt fit the 'fun' bit

[Craig_H]

Owner: Bill Gates
(5% stake to Buzzo after successful £122 million win in Fridays Euro Millions)
Manager: Rafa
Stadium: Miraculously built in space of 2 months New Anfield. 75,000 capacity

--------------------Reina-----------------------

Johnson-----Agger------Skrtel-----Capdevilla

---------------Alonso------Barry---------------

Iniesta-------------Gerrard--------------Turan

---------------------Torres---------------------

Subs: Cole, Carra, Insua, Llorente, Ngog, Merieles, Mata, Lucas, Rodwell
A busy summer in the Boardroom at Anfield when new owner Bill Gates takes over, fires Roy Hodgson and re-appoints Rafael Benitez. Mr Gates further surprises the Anfield Faithful by appointing Euro Millions winner Buzzo and Kenny Dalglish along with Robbie Fowler to take over in the Boardroom "I'll just sign the cheques Buzzo" said Mr Gates upon announcing his surprise Chief Exec. Buzzo then miraculously builds us a 75,000 all seater arena in the space of 2 months, becoming an instant hero to the fans, alongside Dalglish and Fowler.

After signing Turan, Barry(?) Llorente, Capdevilla, Andres Iniesta will declare a long love of Liverpool FC and upon signing will start making overtures to Messi wanting to join him at New Anfield due to the fact Messi's girlfriend hates it at Barcelona. Too hot apparently. Javier Mascherano's wife realises she too also had a long love of Liverpool and in many ways absence has made the heart grow fonder. Mascherano is told to go rot in Barca reserves. Buzzo realises to his surprise that Martin Skrtel is still in central defence, but literally cannot think of a replacement.

Other surprising news is at Old Trafford where Sir Alex Ferguson steps down as manager of Man United, to be replaced by none oher than Roy Hodgson - The Hodges first move is to sign Paul Konchesky and Christian Poulsen from Liverpool.

Brilliant

But of all of the spanish superstars, you pick Capdevilla???

[Buzzo]

Brilliant

But of all of the spanish superstars, you pick Capdevilla???

He's one of Rafas...

[Tee]

Brilliant

But of all of the spanish superstars, you pick Capdevilla???

..and he kept Skrtel.

With Bill Gates at the helm, my team would be:

------------------------------Reina

Maicon------------Lucio----------------Agger-------------Coentrao


---------------------------Mascherano

-------Sneijder----------------------------Gerrard-------------------Bale

---------------------Aguero

-----------------------------------Torres

[Buzzo]

..and he kept Skrtel.

With Bill Gates at the helm, my team would be:

------------------------------Reina

Maicon------------Lucio----------------Agger-------------Coentrao


---------------------------Mascherano

-------Sneijder----------------------------Gerrard-------------------Bale

---------------------Aguero

-----------------------------------Torres

He didn't......!

[Imy]

..and he kept Skrtel.

[Rudo]

Realistically:

------------ Jones -----------------

Kelly --- Carragher --- Skrtel --- Konchesky

------- Gerrard ---- Lucas --- Shelvey

---- Cole --------------------- Pacheco --

----------------- N'gog -----------------

Off the back of a 12th placed finish the season before(not joking).

Can very easily see a mass exodus next summer - few (very early) transfer predictions:
Reina to Arsenal
Johnson to Spurs
Torres to Chelsea
Kuyt to Inter
Agger to an Italian Club.

Possibly Cole to Spurs.

Babel and Jova will also depart - destination unknown.

Our Manager 2011/2012 season: **** knows

[Buzzo]

Haha - **** me, I will take my wit, humour and creative writing practice else where in future.

[red g]

Haha - **** me, I will take my wit, humour and creative writing practice else where in future.

are you one of the new bidders?

ps i thought it was very good, but dont give up the day job.......unless your a comedy writer

[Daniel 7]

Owner: Bill Gates
(5% stake to Buzzo after successful £122 million win in Fridays Euro Millions)
Manager: Rafa
Stadium: Miraculously built in space of 2 months New Anfield. 75,000 capacity

--------------------Reina-----------------------

Johnson-----Agger------Skrtel-----Capdevilla

---------------Alonso------Barry---------------

Iniesta-------------Gerrard--------------Turan

---------------------Torres---------------------

Subs: Cole, Carra, Insua, Llorente, Ngog, Merieles, Mata, Lucas, Rodwell
A busy summer in the Boardroom at Anfield when new owner Bill Gates takes over, fires Roy Hodgson and re-appoints Rafael Benitez. Mr Gates further surprises the Anfield Faithful by appointing Euro Millions winner Buzzo and Kenny Dalglish along with Robbie Fowler to take over in the Boardroom "I'll just sign the cheques Buzzo" said Mr Gates upon announcing his surprise Chief Exec. Buzzo then miraculously builds us a 75,000 all seater arena in the space of 2 months, becoming an instant hero to the fans, alongside Dalglish and Fowler.

After signing Turan, Barry(?) Llorente, Capdevilla, Andres Iniesta will declare a long love of Liverpool FC and upon signing will start making overtures to Messi wanting to join him at New Anfield due to the fact Messi's girlfriend hates it at Barcelona. Too hot apparently. Javier Mascherano's wife realises she too also had a long love of Liverpool and in many ways absence has made the heart grow fonder. Mascherano is told to go rot in Barca reserves. Buzzo realises to his surprise that Martin Skrtel is still in central defence, but literally cannot think of a replacement.

Other surprising news is at Old Trafford where Sir Alex Ferguson steps down as manager of Man United, to be replaced by none oher than Roy Hodgson - The Hodges first move is to sign Paul Konchesky and Christian Poulsen from Liverpool.

Great stuff, but....

"You can stick your Gareth Barry up your arse..."

Haha

[DannyMan2006]

Owner: Bill Gates
(5% stake to Buzzo after successful £122 million win in Fridays Euro Millions)
Manager: Rafa
Stadium: Miraculously built in space of 2 months New Anfield. 75,000 capacity

--------------------Reina-----------------------

Johnson-----Agger------Skrtel-----Capdevilla

---------------Alonso------Barry---------------

Iniesta-------------Gerrard--------------Turan

---------------------Torres---------------------

Subs: Cole, Carra, Insua, Llorente, Ngog, Merieles, Mata, Lucas, Rodwell
A busy summer in the Boardroom at Anfield when new owner Bill Gates takes over, fires Roy Hodgson and re-appoints Rafael Benitez. Mr Gates further surprises the Anfield Faithful by appointing Euro Millions winner Buzzo and Kenny Dalglish along with Robbie Fowler to take over in the Boardroom "I'll just sign the cheques Buzzo" said Mr Gates upon announcing his surprise Chief Exec. Buzzo then miraculously builds us a 75,000 all seater arena in the space of 2 months, becoming an instant hero to the fans, alongside Dalglish and Fowler.

After signing Turan, Barry(?) Llorente, Capdevilla, Andres Iniesta will declare a long love of Liverpool FC and upon signing will start making overtures to Messi wanting to join him at New Anfield due to the fact Messi's girlfriend hates it at Barcelona. Too hot apparently. Javier Mascherano's wife realises she too also had a long love of Liverpool and in many ways absence has made the heart grow fonder. Mascherano is told to go rot in Barca reserves. Buzzo realises to his surprise that Martin Skrtel is still in central defence, but literally cannot think of a replacement.

Other surprising news is at Old Trafford where Sir Alex Ferguson steps down as manager of Man United, to be replaced by none oher than Roy Hodgson - The Hodges first move is to sign Paul Konchesky and Christian Poulsen from Liverpool.

Fantastic!