Pack your bags Roy

[wavydavy]

Hasnt he ruled himself out?

For all sorts of reasons what's he gonna say? I can just see him as our manager.

[Fredo]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI6160pYZ8c"]YouTube - Clumsy Turkish journalist staggers into Liverpool press conference[/ame]

[Craig_H]

only till 2014. NESV may still not have decided by then

[McDermotX]

@ tracksuited cheerleader

7th-8th every year? He got a vastly inferior Villa squad to 6th in consecutive seasons.

Agreed.........but I had to factor in the enormous Hodgson Drag-Factor (TM)


On a serious note.............not even factoring in the God-awful football, but his tactical nous is on a level no better than the downhill-Ged era, with a God-complex that is stationed miles above his list of honours.
Factor in the amazing ability to distance himself from key members of all his squads, and I firmly believe he would be a dangerous appointment at best.

Besides, his ego would not entertain a caretaker role, and I would lose all faith in NESV is he was honestly seen as THE long-term appointment.

Although I would enjoy seeing some of out first team squad getting a right kick up the arse !

[wavydavy]

Hodgson now 3-1 ON to get the mallet next. Willhill's. Very short now

[Drago]

Hodgson now 3-1 ON to get the mallet next. Willhill's. Very short now

He was 5/6 at places last night

[RedReet]

Is Rafa still on Merseyside? He’s been ominously quiet if so, I’m sure plenty of reporters have tried to contact him.

And this isn’t trying to start another Rafa debate as I realize he won’t be coming back, it just crossed my mind seeing as so many ex-players have come out of the woodwork add their tuppence worth.

[kop-al-74]

RyanBabel Ryan Babel
We bin here before
1 minute ago

[greenbloodred]

Haven't been through this thread since around 10 this morning, not bothered reading the resultant 20 pages or so, so the following could be a repost, gave me a chuckle anyway......

Liverpool phones Dignitas

DIRECTORS at Liverpool FC have booked Roy Hodgson a special holiday to Switzerland to thank him for all his hard work.

The nonagenarian footballing gnome has been blamed for recent poor results after sending the entire squad out with a farthing each on a hunt across Liverpool to see if they still sell licorice bullets.

The club has now opened negotiations with the sales team at Dignitas, the Swiss clinic where dreams come true for a bit.

Assistant manager Sammy Lee said: "He keeps asking whether Switzerland is by the seaside and whether they do a nice pie and pea supper. I hope he doesn't struggle."

He added: "I'm dreading the journey over as we had to stop two dozen times on our way to Blackburn because he refused to use the coach facilities. Hopefully the flight back will give me time to relax before I have to confront whatever the hell could possibly be coming next."

Relations are still strained between manager and players since Hodgson accused all of them, except Joe Cole, of trying to work their way into his will, which currently names the Cats Protection League as the sole benefactor.

Fax-impersonating captain Steven Gerrard said: "He wheeled into the dressing room, calling us a bunch of sneaky little buggers and waving his fist around, before giving Joe a five pound postal order."

Defending last night's 3-1 defeat to Blackburn, Hodgson said: "I meet that Steve Kean before the game, lovely young fellow with beautiful manners and he makes a smashing brew.

"I told him I had a special treat for him, then told my boys they'd be fired if they kicked a ball straight for more than 10 yards. Eeeh, the looks on their faces."

He added: "Now apparently I've got to go on holiday to to some place that, according to our Sammy, is a bit like Butlins except everything's very white.

"I don't know why we can't just rent a chalet in Canvey Island like we did when I was a young girl."

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[Lecter]

SSN are saying nothing until after the united match so that ties in with whats being said here.

[RedReet]

RyanBabel Ryan Babel
We bin here before
1 minute ago

[Craig_H]

SSN are saying nothing until after the united match so that ties in with whats being said here.

What's being said here is that he'll be gone imminently.

If he's manager on sunday, i'm not sure i'll bother going.

[fah-q]

Yeah because he's going to rip off his shirt after we get gubbed to reveal his I love Slur Alex tshirt underneath whilst his bessie mate prepares a glass of wine to celebrate his undercover mission success.

[red g]

YouTube - Clumsy Turkish journalist staggers into Liverpool press conference

that was reasonably funny at the time I thought. But just look at his face- Genuinely pissed off.

Also he had a great chance to put pressure on city saying yes top 4 should be a must with money spent but once again he uses his usual **** phrase book

Probably
Maybe
Could be
Should of

quite simply the biggest wet lettuce manager we have ever had.....In fact can anyone do one of those graham turner/Turnip things for this ****.....or maybe a cabbage would suit more?