Utrecht match thread

[Shaggy]

He's a ****ing nervous, stuttering wreck

[The Erectile Banana]

That was a nasty one from Eccelston. Lad needs to calm down.

[Leyton388]

John Scales is an absolutely abysmal co-commentator

Nightmare combination of John Scales commenting on a Roy Hodgson team. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Shaggy]

Lighthouse Family FFS Realllllly?

Not me is it, it's Duncan. He loves them.

[Craig_H]

He's a ****ing nervous, stuttering wreck

We could be lifted....

[Shaggy]

What an effort from Jova

[Leyton388]

****ing hell that was close. What an effort.

[Craig_H]

Not me is it, it's Duncan. He loves them.

Just seemed a really random selection....

But that's about right, i guess

[ChesterDave]

Crikey. Jovanovic nearly got goal of the season!

[Craig_H]

There's such a beautiful irony about Brad Jones having the number 1 shirt

[The Erectile Banana]

There's such a beautiful irony about Brad Jones having the number 1 shirt

I think the number is indicative of what Roy was taking when he signed him.

[Leyton388]

There's such a beautiful irony about Brad Jones having the number 1 shirt

Thought that myself. Said to myself he's unlucky that he is at the club where wearing the number 1 means FA .

Played only 70 odd games in 9 years for Boro thats shocking.

[Exiled_red]

"Liverpool happy to let Utrecht have the ball in their own half, they're not pressing high up the park - that's not Roy Hodgson's way"

From match commentator

So true

[Craig_H]

"Liverpool happy to let Utrecht have the ball in their own half, they're not pressing high up the park - that's not Roy Hodgson's way"

So true

Who said that?

[Shaggy]

What the **** is Scales waffling on about ...asked about Kuyt and suddenly starts reeling off World Cup stats and bumbling on about Skrtel and Slovakia