Torres

[Fredo]

This is absolutely hilarious. Never saw that documentary. Flmao at Taylor & Neal

Gazza

[Shaggy]

Taylor addresses England squad before crucial away game in Poland.

"What we're looking for is a similar if not better performance than last time, with the right kind of result."

[Fredo]

Taylor's fascination for "inswingers"

[Shaggy]

Taylor addressing the squad and talking about concentration: "You as players know the attention you either pay or don't pay, but don't think y'know that other footballers are any different to you in other countries. Some of their attention span is even less than yours."

[Fredo]

Taylor " What we don't want is to be caught on the break"

That bit of footage during the Poland match is absolutely brilliant.

Poland break quickly. Taylor "Oh, ****in' heck"

Neal "steady eh"

Taylor: "fackin this, fackin that"

[Shaggy]

When Taylor shouts "BARNSEY!"....Phil Neal and Lawrie McMenemy - who have no idea what Taylor is about to say to Barnes, just ape him and parrot everything he says ...Neal trying to look as though he knows what he's doing ...."IN TO GO OUT!"

Three absolute goons on the bench

[Fredo]

That bit of footage as from the 3:12 mark in part 4 is absolutely hilarious. Phil Neal, what an utter cretin.

[Qantaga]

Torres is back now IMO after the last 3 performances, fully fit, looking very sharp and happy.

The pass and move Liverpool style will suit him and the majority of our players to the bone. Very interesting and enjoyable times ahead I think.

\Q

[Red_Polo]

When Taylor shouts "BARNSEY!"....Phil Neal and Lawrie McMenemy - who have no idea what Taylor is about to say to Barnes, just ape him and parrot everything he says ...Neal trying to look as though he knows what he's doing ...."IN TO GO OUT!"

That bit was brilliant

There's one bit where Taylor is talking to the team, says something about how he does believe in facing people eyeball to eyeball but doesn't believe in starting a war - I have literally no ****ing idea what he's on about

[Fredo]

Coming into the dugout for the second half against Poland, Taylor bumps into the commentator, waits for him to be ready, seems to stare at him preparing his thoughts.

Commentator: "Graham, could you give us your thoughts could you?"

Taylor:"We're going to start using your heads. We play football with your heads" then trots off to the bench. FLMAO

[Shaggy]

Coming into the dugout for the second half against Poland, Taylor bumps into the commentator, waits for him to be ready, seems to stare at him preparing his thoughts.

Commentator: "Graham, could you give us your thoughts could you?"

Taylor:"We're going to start using your heads. We play football with your heads" then trots off to the bench. FLMAO

And then when he gets to the bench the inept McMenemy says "What did he ask yer?"....."He just asked for my thoughts, so I said 'you play with your heads...play the game........with your heads"

[Shaggy]

That bit was brilliant

There's one bit where Taylor is talking to the team, says something about how he does believe in facing people eyeball to eyeball but doesn't believe in starting a war - I have literally no ****ing idea what he's on about

LMAO!

Just on that bit right now I cannot believe he said this to the squad

"We drew at home to Norway. We are looking....for the win.......but we're certainly not looking to be beaten. Now what we've got to do, we've got to go to Norway, and if at all possible, win that game - because then we've...we've beat them over our two game series, cos we've won and drawn. What we mustn't do against Norway is lose to them.....is lose to them. Let's learn from things and let's go on. Okay well done lads."

[Red_Polo]

It really is a wonder Taylor has had a job as big as Villa so recently. The money he must have got just to do an alehouse level job, it's really quite incredible

[Rich]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg_lPJ8hHP0&feature=related"]YouTube - John Sitton half time rant V Brentford[/ame]

Always makes me cry with laughter

[Drago]

It really is a wonder Taylor has had a job as big as Villa so recently. The money he must have got just to do an alehouse level job, it's really quite incredible

I'd have thought our experience with Roy Hodgson would make this not very surprising at all.