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    #1

    Andy carroll facts

    Just a bit of fun.On Twiter there's loads of how hard Andy Carroll is.I know it was done with Skittles but some of these are quite amusing.

    Andy Carroll is the reason why Lord Lucan disappeared

    When Andy Carroll was born, John Terry wet himself

    Torres had to leave Anfield in a hurry because he owed Andy Carroll 20 quid

    Andy Carroll caused a major Tsunami when he flushed the toilet recently

    Andy Carroll is never injured he's just giving opposing defenses a rest

    If Chuck Norris round house kicked Andy Carroll in the head his leg would break in two

    All strikers are created equally. Equally inferior to Andy Carroll

    Andy Carroll was once struck by lightning. That's why lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Andy Carroll is looking for it.
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    'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

    Bill Shankly.
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    Andy Carroll drives an ice cream van made out of human skulls.

    Queen Elizabeth I was only a virgin because Andy Carroll hadn't been born yet.

    Andy Carroll can grow a beard before the half-time whistle blows

    Andy Carroll was The Colossus of Rhodes in a former life

    When Newcastle agreed a fee for the transfer of Andy Carroll our groundskeeper took down the nets and replaced them with reinforced steel chains, so spectator's behind the goals wouldn't be killed by an Andy Carroll header.

    When Rio Ferdinand heard that Andy Carroll had been signed by Liverpool he asked Whiskey Nose if he could have March 6th off so he could visit his mummy.
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    'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

    Bill Shankly.

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      #3
      Carroll can put in a light bulb without standing on a chair.

      If Andy Carroll needed a lifeline in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire he would phone himself

      The pot called Andy Carroll black... so he smashed it to pieces.

      Andy Carroll can get a camel through the eye of a needle, but he doesn't want to.

      Andy Carroll doesn't sleep. He waits.

      Glen Johnson chopped off all his hair because there is only room for Andy Carroll's hair.
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      'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

      Bill Shankly.

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        Last edited by kop-al-74; 03-02-11, 03:49 PM.
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        'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

        Bill Shankly.

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          #5
          I don't get it.
          Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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            #6
            Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
            I don't get it.


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              #7
              Good times. I am fond of these 'facts'.

              However, there is now little room for movement on this thread as you've pretty much posted them all.

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                #8
                Gerard Houllier tried to sign Andy Carroll for Aston Villa, Carroll told him to 'Get Bent!'

                I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
                  Just a bit of fun.On Twiter there's loads of how hard Andy Carroll is.I know it was done with Skittles but some of these are quite amusing.

                  Andy Carroll is the reason why Lord Lucan disappeared

                  When Andy Carroll was born, John Terry wet himself

                  Torres had to leave Anfield in a hurry because he owed Andy Carroll 20 quid

                  Andy Carroll caused a major Tsunami when he flushed the toilet recently

                  Andy Carroll is never injured he's just giving opposing defenses a rest

                  If Chuck Norris round house kicked Andy Carroll in the head his leg would break in two

                  All strikers are created equally. Equally inferior to Andy Carroll

                  Andy Carroll was once struck by lightning. That's why lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Andy Carroll is looking for it.
                  Very good

                  As for your avatar *cough, cough*

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                    #10
                    * Andy Carroll invented grabbing.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Muddled View Post
                      Good times. I am fond of these 'facts'.

                      However, there is now little room for movement on this thread as you've pretty much posted them all.




                      Just realised that.
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                      'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

                      Bill Shankly.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rudo View Post
                        Very good

                        As for your avatar *cough, cough*




                        Yea I know, Torres has spoilt it now,prick!
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                        'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

                        Bill Shankly.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
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                          Yea I know, Torres has spoilt it now,prick!
                          You're allowed to change it you know

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rudo View Post
                            You're allowed to change it you know

                            No **** Sherlock!
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                            'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

                            Bill Shankly.

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                              #15
                              Was just reminded you because it appears you still haven't changed it.

                              It's your call tho

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