Liverpool Songs, New and Old

[lfcchris]

His asbo proved hes off his head carroll carroll
he likes to have two birds in bed, carroll carroll
he likes a pint he loves a fight and on the pitch hes dynamite
andy carroll liverpools number 9!!

[lfcchris]

Hands , touching hands, reaching out
Punching me, biting you
Sweet Carroll9, deh, deh, deh
He and Suarez are so good
Goals all the time, deh deh deh
Just like Kenny said they would

[G]

John terry wants to shag your wife Torres Torres
He's got her mobile number now Torres Torres
He'll phone her up and take her out
He'll **** her hard and she'll scream and shout
Fer nan do Torres John Terry has ****ed your wife.

by me and leyton

this thread is for Liverpool songs,not songs about other teams players

we'll be singing "who are ye" and "easy" next

[meffin]

His asbo proved hes off his head carroll carroll
he likes to have two birds in bed, carroll carroll
he likes a pint he loves a fight and on the pitch hes dynamite
andy carroll liverpools number 9!!

Thats absolutely class

ps you may need to change your avatar

[Neil Young]

These songs are only marginally better than the boring chants of about a decade ago of - JAY-MEE RED-NAP or RO-BEE FOW-LA.

Why 'House of Fun' for a song about Johnson? It's not topical, it's not good and it's not relevant. It doesn't even scan properly. Why 'Build a Bonfire' for Carroll? We're not seven years old.

As for the lyrics, utter, utter ****e. No offence meant.

The 'Ste Gerrard Gerrard' song is great - there's an echo of the original title, it's a football song and the swearing is really well timed (rule of three). 'Fields of Anfield Road' obviously is really good too. It doesn't even really need to be a song - 'McManaman - da daa da-da-daa' was great too.

The Torres song was pretty good but that tune should never be sung again IMO.

[Neil Young]

B*ll*cks, I've been so busy p*ssing on people's chips in this thread, I forgot to to Sky+ Football Focus.

It serves me right.

[Charly]

His asbo proved hes off his head carroll carroll
he likes to have two birds in bed, carroll carroll
he likes a pint he loves a fight and on the pitch hes dynamite
andy carroll liverpools number 9!!

That one I like.

[lfcchris]

Thats absolutely class

ps you may need to change your avatar

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Now I just need the text underneath changed. Dont know what to though.

[SB]

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Now I just need the text underneath changed. Dont know what to though.

songwriter will do

[SB]

These songs are only marginally better than the boring chants of about a decade ago of - JAY-MEE RED-NAP or RO-BEE FOW-LA.

Why 'House of Fun' for a song about Johnson? It's not topical, it's not good and it's not relevant. It doesn't even scan properly. Why 'Build a Bonfire' for Carroll? We're not seven years old.

As for the lyrics, utter, utter ****e. No offence meant.

The 'Ste Gerrard Gerrard' song is great - there's an echo of the original title, it's a football song and the swearing is really well timed (rule of three). 'Fields of Anfield Road' obviously is really good too. It doesn't even really need to be a song - 'McManaman - da daa da-da-daa' was great too.

The Torres song was pretty good but that tune should never be sung again IMO.

I did build a bonfire for Reina which was good by the way. You wish you were 7 again.

[Neil Young]

I did build a bonfire for Reina which was good by the way.

Sorry but...

You wish you were 7 again.

[Reece]

http://yfrog.com/mqf61z

Needs a bit of work but

[Craig_H]

Brilliant replacement for the you-know-who bounce

Where on earth was that anyway, a nightclub? Presumably on the kop, people wont be ****ed when they 'sing' it

And why the different ****ing lyrics too

[Reece]

It's on a coach isn't it?

[Craig_H]

"When he scores a volley or when he scores a head"