Luis Suárez

[Arn]

Have we really ****ed him over or something? I just don't understand this burning desire to leave Liverpool.

Just maybe we had a gentleman agreement with him and he don't trust Rodgers and Ayre anymore.

I don't think money has anything to do with it.

[badpiggy]

Well she got OJ off so maybe it's not too much of a stretch

Filthy minx. She clearly definitely IMO made BR get his snaggleteeth sorted out so he wouldn't rip her strapon when he's sucking it.

[Leyton388]

He has form.

He went to court to get his Ajax move

He bit a player to get out of Ajax

He's tried the same **** to get out of Liverpool but it has backfired.

[ChesterDave]

What time are we expecting the hard-hitting Telegraph piece?

After the exclusive Guardian interview is released and they can re hash it

[Chazza]

Well he'll be sadly disappointed with arsenals wage structure then given that he's already on more than their highest paid player

Pretty sure if Arsenal are going to pay well over double their transfer record then the wage structure will also be adapted to suit.

[Rowan]

Filthy minx. She clearly definitely IMO made BR get his snaggleteeth sorted out so he wouldn't rip her strapon when he's sucking it.

And it's removed the bucktooth guerning that was going on when he used to spend her entire media briefing sessions mastrubating furiously over pictures of Anthea Turner while screaming "she's a wonderful technician, Susan Black"

[Tee]

And it's removed the bucktooth guerning that was going on when he used to spend her entire media briefing sessions mastrubating furiously over pictures of Anthea Turner while screaming "she's a wonderful technician, Susan Black"

What. The. Eff.

[Leyton388]

We ain't ****ing groningen or even Ajax. This **** might have worked there but it won't work here.

[G]

Spare a thought for @LBceleste in all this.

She'll be entering suicide watch shortly.

[badpiggy]

And it's removed the bucktooth guerning that was going on when he used to spend her entire media briefing sessions mastrubating furiously over pictures of Anthea Turner while screaming "she's a wonderful technician, Susan Black"

You can get away with anything if you have superteeth.

[Shaggy]

[badpiggy]

We ain't ****ing groningen or even Ajax. This **** might have worked there but it won't work here.

We're ****ing Uruguay. FSG

[red evil kenevil]

Ahhhhhhh get to fk Suarez u horrible cunt, let him rot in the reserves the ungrateful,disrespectful little toad,I personally am not going to waste on other minute reading this Suarez column from now on bye of to funny vids section

[Chris]

Shane Warne is a ****ing cunt.

[kingfunk]

@paul_tomkins: I have so many conflicting opinions on Suarez they they cancel themselves out to a kind of indifference. What more to say?