Luis Suárez

[Norbs]

Great timing and a great Christmas present. Now let's stuff Cardiff and grab at least 2 points from Chelsea and City.

9 points from 3 games and I will wank off in bed all day.

12pts from 4 games and I'll wank you off in your bed all day

You have to pay my ticket to Oz though

[Bender]

Yaya Toure is also on a monster contract.

was just going to say some of the city players must be on £200k + a week

[kev776]

[Norbs]

I thought he scored in the Palace game

[dom9]

I have just got back to my desk.

This is excellent news. I wasn't fussed if he left or not in the summer, but he's gone up a notch or two even from last season this year so it's a no brainer to keep him.

Let's hope there's no more silliness from him to come.

[topscorer]

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[pondus]

This is massive news, so important for Liverpool FC as a club. The signal this sends out will not only prove we were right in defending him and keeping him this summer, it will also be a massive boost when it comes to attracting players and sponsor deals. Well done LFC

[Phoenix07]

Watch him go and pull his hamstring or something tomorrow. Things are just going too well.

[Reece]

This is fan-bloody-tastic

[dizzycat]

Watch him go and pull his hamstring or something tomorrow. Things are just going too well.

Learn to enjoy and accept things as they are, not what they might be This is unreal news and has huge ramifications for the clubs future.

[kingfunk]

Watch him go and pull his hamstring or something tomorrow. Things are just going too well.

Suarez doesn't have hamstrings.

[Slinky Skills]

Cracking news!!!

[Gibbo]

[Phoenix07]

The irony of posting that gif under a post by Slinky surely cannot be lost here.

This pay rise should be an incentive to everyone else. Play well and you'll be rewarded. Play badly, and you'll be booted out to the Sunderlands and Stokes of this world.

[Chazza]