Luis Suárez

[Pablo]

It says one of four and we get to choose from -

Ezequiel Lavezzi, Javier Pastore, Jeremy Menez or Adrien Rabiot

All completely made up bollocks of course.

Not made up bollocks at all. I can exclusively confirm all four players do actually exist. No matter how silly some of their names sound.

[Fosterbloke]

Not made up bollocks at all. I can exclusively confirm all four players do actually exist. No matter how silly some of their names sound.

Racist.

[BigChief]

apparently PSG are going to offer £35m plus four players

Ok

Cavani
Ibrahamovic
Pastore
Thiago Silva

plus £35m

That's a combined net value of £200m. Bite their wrists off.

It says one of four and we get to choose from -

Ezequiel Lavezzi, Javier Pastore, Jeremy Menez or Adrien Rabiot

All completely made up bollocks of course.

Maybe we'll consider it if they add a pound to that offer.

[ChesterDave]

Some bookies are offering as little as 5/1 for him to score a hatrick against Villa

I'm not sure if that says more about how amazing he is or what a bunch of robbing *******s bookies are!

[cream]

Only coughtoffside but still...

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/01/14/the-top-50-best-players-in-world-football/10/

Top 50 footballers

1. Luis Suarez – Liverpool

Many believed his days on Merseyside were numbered when he was slapped with a ten game ban at the end of last season for sinking his teeth into Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic, something that was just the latest in a long line of face palming incidents revolving around the player last year.

However, he has since fought his way back into the affections of Liverpool fans with an astonishing goal to game ratio that has seen him become one of the deadliest strikers in the world.

Of his 22 goals so far, the have been six braces, one hat trick and an impressive four goal haul in his habitual destroying of Norwich City in December, and he has topped that off with 11 assists as his partnership with Daniel Sturridge continues to flourish.

Liverpool managed to hang onto him last summer, but with form like that they may not be so lucky this time around.

[RedReet]

Shame he didn't get the assist for Sturridge's goal at the weekend after the original shot was saved.

[Slinky Skills]

A lad I used to work with posted a picture of himself with Suarez today in London, posted on his FB page!

Asked if he'll be staying with us and he said he just laughed and walked off ha ha!!

[Slinky Skills]

Corkish with Suarez.jpg

[G]

He's in London,that's all you need right there to start a rumour

[ChesterDave]

He's in London,that's all you need right there to start a rumour

Just checking out his potential new digs in the Tower of London for being the diviest of divers and greatest threat to UK national security since the Luftwaffe

[G]

[Fredo]

He's signing for Arsenal.

[Fosterbloke]

He's signing for Brentford!

I'd love it if a good player just said "**** this, I'm rich, let's wind down the contract and play for a **** team and see where we go for a year!".

[Daniel 7]

Yeah, all this rubbish about wanting to play in the Champions League. You could combine that playing for a crap team and get champions league (qualifying round) football every year by going to Celtic.

Suarez at Celtic? Haha. Imagine that!

[dom9]

No Ribery in that list?