Luis Suárez

[baitman]

It's not a pub topic with your mates after several rounds of tequilas, ah trev, would you rather lose a leg to a shark or an arm to a lion after being shat on by lisa riley.

Bob's mates

[Fredo]

Alot of journos I see tweeting about are all saying alleged bite, they aren't sure yet so are covering their arses.

Anyway

The pic with the bite marks is on twitter in two forms, one where the teeth marks are clear and one where they aren't there at all. One of them is shopped.

They showed it again on the BBC mate and I'm afraid to say but it's clearly a bite.

[Alex]

BBC just showed some different angles slowed down. It's pretty conclusive he's been a bit of a dick.

He also went down like a sack of **** too after he did whatever he did.

[Daniel 7]

Like when he faked the foot injury after biting Ivanovic. He's a moron!

[dom9]

Ok. So assuming he's bitten the guy, what should the club do next?

[McDermotX]

Ok. So assuming he's bitten the guy, what should the club do next?

Two rounds in the electric chair sounds fair. Can't be representing the club like that when on international duty.
Then we sell what's left.

[Daniel 7]

Buy Sanchez or Rodriguez and sell.


Or keep him.


Or sell him


Or keep him

[G]

They showed it again on the BBC mate and I'm afraid to say but it's clearly a bite.

I know it is, I knew that soon after he did it. The damage it caused is up for debate but it's still a clear bite. What I'm saying is two different pictures are doing the rounds. One with bite marks and one without. One of them was created for mischief making, which one that is I don't know.

[Rowan]

Like when he faked the foot injury after biting Ivanovic. He's a moron!

Stephen Taylor syndrome

[Alex]

I have to belive the image that the papers and the news are going with is the real one. They'll have brought the rights to use the image.

[Alex]

His dive or whatever you want to call it after was as ridiculous as the Rivaldo one in 2002.


Ohhh Luis, why do you do these things?

[G]

I have to belive the image that the papers and the news are going with is the real one. They'll have brought the rights to use the image.

The one thing this kerfuffle was missing was the conspiracy theory

[Slinky Skills]

I think the club has bitten off more it chew tbh.

[McDermotX]

His dive or whatever you want to call it after was as ridiculous as the Rivaldo one in 2002.


Ohhh Luis, why do you do these things?

He's an unstoppable dickhead.

[BigChief]

Am I the only one whooping with joy at his antics. Not for his dickery obviously, that's plain idiocy.

But the only club he will ever play for now is Liverpool. Might only be 25-30 games a season but that's more than what we need from him. Plus he now gets a proper rest from his operation. Rock on.