Luis Suárez

[Tee]

I think the attempted nutmegs would be treble that figure.

[Shaggy]

I'm actually surprised it's not more TBH.

So am I. I bet last year was higher - some defenders have wised up to it.

[Alex]

I love the move he does when he kicks the ball off the defender.

[Captain Stu]

I love defenders faces when they realised they've just been Luis'd.

[Tee]

I love defenders faces when they realised they've just been Luis'd.

They know whats coming, yet there is nothing they can do about it.

[Sarb]

Does anyone else kiss the ring finger and the wrist when he scores? I do it when I'm watching a game even at home. And then flick the hands the way he does. Missus looks at me like I'm weird!

I just love the guy

Yeah, I probably need help.

[Shaggy]

Haha yes sometimes I kiss the ring and wrist

I love it

[Tee]

Does anyone else kiss the ring finger and the wrist when he scores? I do it when I'm watching a game even at home. And then flick the hands the way he does. Missus looks at me like I'm weird!

I just love the guy

Yeah, I probably need help.

I do the gunshots.

[Sarb]

They know whats coming, yet there is nothing they can do about it.

It's unreal how he just does it to top class international defenders. He makes them look stupid

I remember he megged Evra quite a few times in that game where after the game Evra made the racism allegations

[Pablo]

Does anyone else kiss the ring finger and the wrist when he scores? I do it when I'm watching a game even at home. And then flick the hands the way he does. Missus looks at me like I'm weird!

I just love the guy

Yeah, I probably need help.

Haha yes sometimes I kiss the ring and wrist

I love it

I do the gunshots.

[Sarb]

Haha yes sometimes I kiss the ring and wrist

I love it

I've seen my brother copy that same celebration in the pub. It's mental

[Assassin]

I stick my finger up the missus's ring, kiss her and shoot a couple of loads off

[Captain Stu]

You guys are completely broken.

They know whats coming, yet there is nothing they can do about it.

then



then

I stick my finger up the missus's ring, kiss her and shoot a couple of loads off

Poor woman, she must look like a glazed doughnut with the amount of goals he's scored this season.

[Assassin]

I just done the pistols and kissing the ring finger and wrist at my desk and one of the female tech assistants walked in. The look of shock on her face was priceless

[Sarb]

I just done the pistols and kissing the ring finger and wrist at my desk and one of the female tech assistants walked in. The look of shock on her face was priceless