Luis Suárez

[Sarb]

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Poor woman, she must look like a glazed doughnut with the amount of goals he's scored this season.

Don't tell me you've never kissed your finger then wrist when you've seen Suarez score? We must have all done it

[Captain Stu]

Don't tell me you've never kissed your finger then wrist when you've seen Suarez score? We must have all done it

Nope. I tend to do normal things like shout, scream and pump ones fists.

[Sarb]

Nope. I tend to do normal things like shout, scream and pump ones fists.

I bet you will do it the next time he scores. It's a brilliant celebration

[Captain Stu]

I bet you will do it the next time he scores. It's a brilliant celebration

... I must admit, I'm tempted... unless the missus is in the house.

[Fivex]

I'm also a fist pumper.

Mainly because I don't wear a ring so it'd be super-silly for me.

[Captain Stu]

I'm also a fist pumper.

Mainly because I don't wear a ring so it'd be super-silly for me.

Snap, I'd look like I was getting BBQ sauce off my hand or something.

[Sarb]

I don't wear a ring either......and I don't have a tattoo on my wrist. I still do it!!!

[Fivex]

I don't wear a ring either......and I don't have a tattoo on my wrist. I still do it!!!

You should visit the 20p machine outside the local shop in an attempt to draw out a plastic barbie ring and Taz transfer. You wouldn't look as silly then would you?

[Assassin]

Nope. I tend to do normal things like shout, scream and pump ones fists.

This is called wanking where I come from

[Captain Stu]

This is called wanking where I come from

That's kinky that is.

[Sarb]

You should visit the 20p machine outside the local shop in an attempt to draw out a plastic barbie ring and Taz transfer. You wouldn't look as silly then would you?

Rings and Tatts are superficial. You don't need them to celebrate like Luis. I don't think even he wears a ring on that finger during the game

I'd draw the line at the Everton celebration though. I think I'd do myself an injury if I dived like that

[Fivex]

Enlist the help of your mattress for the big games then.

Simple.

[Captain Stu]

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[Fivex]

That was them. Spiderman tatts.

[Sarb]

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