Luis Suárez

[Tee]

I have just had a brainwave....how about the following sanction......3 game ban and then a Man v Food challenge for Luis...lose this challenge and its another 3 games added, but win and the ban is over! Kills two birds with one stone that does.

[James P]

I think there should be 5 boxes and within each one there is a different punishment, ie 1 match ban, 3 match ban, 5 match ban, 10 match ban and a get out of jail card.

So whenever someone gets a red card or is pulled up like our luis, they get to choose a box. Thus they are choosing their own punishment.

On reflection it seems similar to what is occuring right now.

You could also blindfold the player, and fill the boxes with cold baked beans, or worms, or goo. And get Ant and Dec to present it.

[Sarb]

I have just had a brainwave....how about the following sanction......3 game ban and then a Man v Food challenge for Luis...lose this challenge and its another 3 games added, but win and the ban is over! Kills two birds with one stone that does.

Luis only eats humans

[Alex]

In all seriousness, this 10 game ban for Luis is fine in isolation. But the system as a whole needs looking at and the severity of things needs to be taken into account.

However, the decision as a whole stinks to high heaven and is too severe with regards to others to other people.

[Vermilion]

Quote:
Gary Lineker @GaryLineker 34m
The sentence was strong, but to my mind the issue is not the severity of Suarez punishment but the weak nature of other punishments.

Yes it is, because it's discriminatory! no? So the issue is two fold, the severity of 'THE SUAREZ' punishment, in this instance, and the level of punishment handed out for totally violent acts that put people in hospital, which wouldn't even have come up as a subject for mass discussion but for this discrimination against Suarez either!

[Tee]

Luis only eats humans

He won't know its not human. coughHORSEMEATcough

[Mostar]

Would the ban be applicable to Championship league?

if it is their season starts earlier so we could send Luis to a team there for a period of 1 month..

[Vermilion]

Would the ban be applicable to Championship league?

if it is their season starts earlier so we could send Luis to a team there for a period of 1 month..

Basle ?

What about a team who's season is on at a different time to ours but no Champs league, so he could do his ban while on his hols, really, if we can find a league that plays when ours is in closed season.

I'm sure it must be impossible, but it would be nice, and then we could actually give him 3 of the 10 game ban when he's back with us, as if to say..This would have been a fair ban so we'll punish him, and take back the moral high ground for dodging an fa ban.

[Shackanory]

Would the ban be applicable to Championship league?

if it is their season starts earlier so we could send Luis to a team there for a period of 1 month..

Domestic ban only. Europa/Champions League doesn't come in to it.

[Shackanory]

@SimianJustice 4h

Cameron doesn't feel it's his place to talk about Bahrain killing their own people on GP weekend but moralises about a bite. Laughable.

[Shaggy]

[Reece]

[Vermilion]

Classy.

[Pablo]

"I hope to come back early to play."

What does he mean by that?

Anyway, great statement Luis

I think he'll stay

[~LFCHistory~]

The third paragraph is clearly a thinly disguised dig at the FA.