Luis Suárez

[Shaggy]

3 players least likely to leave.

If Evans is to be believed Johnson's off this summer

[cream]

I heard there's a massive Warrior billboard gone up somewhere in South America with Suarez, Coutinho and Messi on...make of that what you will...

[Chazza]

Jefferies all over it in a 'I told you so' fashion.

Cunt.

[G]

If Evans is to be believed Johnson's off this summer

He's with us for life so

[Fivex]

But I've just had a £20 wager on him staying.

[dom9]

But I've just had a £20 wager on him staying.

Another one betting a month's wages.

[Fivex]

Another one betting a month's wages.

Aye man. It's tough living in the 1900's these days.

[kingfunk]

So we are only going to have three players next season? This is the end FFS aarrrhhhhhh *jumpsoutthewindow*

[kingfunk]

Actually you might be on to something, just spotted this on twitter.
@sisteers: From the #LFC homepage. Who knows if #Suarez will stay or go in summer but people like to make mischief. http://t.co/ofUHxpVMxS

Note: *while stocks last

[fah-q]

Very clever of him to balance that clock face on his head.

[Gingawaria]

Just seen that the second round League Cup matches are being played on the 26th August New season starts on the 17th August.

Going off a match a week, we're likely to be playing on -

17th August - PL
24th August - PL
28th August - LC
31st August - PL
6th September - PL
13th September - PL

So he should be back for the match on the 20th September. This season, our closest league match to the 20th September was our match with Man United. What's the betting that the "random fixture" generator throws that date out again?

[dom9]

Just seen that the second round League Cup matches are being played on the 26th August New season starts on the 17th August.

Going off a match a week, we're likely to be playing on -

17th August - PL
24th August - PL
28th August - LC
31st August - PL
6th September - PL
13th September - PL

So he should be back for the match on the 20th September. This season, our closest league match to the 20th September was our match with Man United. What's the betting that the "random fixture" generator throws that date out again?

19/1 to play United?

38/1 to play them at home?

[Alex]

Thought he was banned for 10 League games.

[Shaggy]

10 domestic first team fixtures.

[dom9]

Thought he was banned for 10 League games.

Domestic games.