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  • red g
    • Jul 2006
    • 29964

    #14956
    Originally posted by Tee
    WTF? Does this actually happen? Nige?
    its no laughing matter.......

    Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats?

    Something disturbing is happening all across America: children are witnessing the raw sexual conquest of one beast by another in the privacy of their own homes. No, we should not be surprised. Families have been turning their dwelling spaces into veritable Noah’s Arcs for some time now, blind to the larger moral risks of mixing species never meant to cohabitate.

    Two such creatures no longer playing by the rules of domestication are rabbits and cats. The incidence of rape between these house pets has risen at such an alarming rate that many are asking, “Why?”

    More importantly, we should be asking ourselves, “Why now?”

    Despite the trauma and the hurt, this could truly be a teachable moment for Christian families. Currently, there are close to one hundred videos on YouTube depicting rabbits raping cats. It can happen in any home to any type of cat. It can even happen to male cats. Yes, adults are upset and children confused. But ultimately the Bible teaches us the importance of stewardship, or rather the idea that human beings are caretakers of the animal world.

    “Then God said, Let us make man in our image, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” –Genesis 1:26.

    We need to be responsible and forthright about this developing situation. Studying these interactions can help us learn something about the true nature of our family pets and how our personal lifestyles choices can even affect the animal kingdom around us.

    In its most basic form, rabbit rapes are power struggles between two pets climbing all over us for attention. That human attention, in turn, translates into rewards: physical affection, expensive foods and long term care. As dominant creatures, rabbits use sex as a crude weapon. They exploit the inherent weakness of the cat, while dirtying its reputation via surprise penetration. The cat, for its part, submits sheepishly to these attacks. They may even enjoy the warmth and attention at first, before feeling the true pain of anal violation. (For more on cats, see “The Dark Underside Of America’s Obsession With Cat Ownership.”)

    Inevitably, the rabbit uses rape as a way to inform its human masters that it is the superior pet choice. Because these sorts of creatures lack a moral conscience, they know not what they do. They have no self-control and will even pursue fornication in same-sex encounters that cross the species line. They do not understand that their acts are detestable and violate God’s will. As we view these rapes, they are important reminders of the cruelty and immorality that forms the basis of the animal world.

    Why now? This question is especially relevant when you consider the types of households that many pets are being placed in today. Experts agree that animals have been known to mimic humans and hypothetically this could extend to intimate activities. As has been noted previously, same-sex activity does not occur naturally in the wild world.

    It does happen, however, in caged environments like zoos or private homes, just like gang rapes in prison. Following the idea that pets seek rewards from their owners, there is a good possibility that rabbits are simply showing off for their voyeuristic homosexual masters. They hope to garner a treat by offering up a visible affirmation of a radical human lifestyle choice. Perhaps this indicates that sexual attraction abnormalities can be spread from humans to pets.

    The number of practicing homosexuals with homosexual pets is not known, but the correlation is clearly evidenced by the large number of gays online proclaiming that their pets are also gay. As more and more homosexuals take up the trend of pet ownership, it is undeniable that we will see an increase in the number of rabbits raping cats.

    Does this mean that pets who witness human gay sex are more likely to commit rape?

    The question has not been studied in depth but it is an important one for society to address. If pets are watching their owners’ physical relations and emulating our most hardcore displays, this could lead to a crisis in the animal kingdom.

    As homosexuality spreads across the boundary from people to pets and now from one species to the next, how far will it go? Is it also a two-way street? Will humans start copying beastly sexual maneuvers (if they haven’t already)?

    Will our children be affected by seeing such animalistic erotic congress, encouraged to either rape or engage in gay sex on their own? Again, these are important questions and concerned parents should take every precaution to prevent their kids from witnessing such dangerous content in the home and on the internet.

    Taken altogether, this crisis of rabbit rape is clearly an indication that families need to approach pet choices, particularly those involving cats, with caution and prayer.
    _____________________________________

    Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

    Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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    • ChesterDave
      Paisley
      • Oct 2010
      • 32224

      #14957
      Originally posted by badpiggy
      It's all too real my friend. Truly vole animals. They totally deserve myxomatosis, from a moral standpoint. Karma for rabbits
      The evil rabbit post somewhere on here had me crying with laughter
      Football without Origi is nothing

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      • Fredo
        Not to be taken seriously
        • Aug 2010
        • 35173

        #14958
        Originally posted by Tee
        WTF? Does this actually happen? Nige?
        It's another cat, not me. It could eventually be a biscuit disguised as a cat.
        Are we winning?

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        • el matador
          Facing the firing squad for suggesting Brian McBride as a transfer target!
          • Dec 2006
          • 6957

          #14959
          Originally posted by badpiggy
          It's all too real my friend. Truly vole animals. They totally deserve myxomatosis, from a moral standpoint. Karma for rabbits
          ive got a transgender rabbit called peter. He started life as petra and then due to a mix up by the pet store we later found out he was indeed a pete despite the guy swearing it was in fact a female.

          but ive never seen him hump a cat although i did see him getting close to a squirrel.
          [B]Sir Isaac Newton knew the universal law of karma - any action has its equal and opposite reaction.[B]

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          • spider-neil
            Fagan
            • May 2007
            • 1180

            #14960
            Originally posted by Bender
            @Green_Scouser: Roy Evans : "To miss out to Real Madrid or Barcelona is one thing but to lose your best player to the Gunners is embarrassing." #LFC #Suarez
            I said the same th
            Easy for an ex manager to come out with quotes like this as an outisder looking. How well did Evans deal with Mad Stan?

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            • badpiggy
              Special Kind of Scum
              • Nov 2006
              • 14173

              #14961
              Originally posted by red g
              its no laughing matter.......

              Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats?

              Something disturbing is happening all across America: children are witnessing the raw sexual conquest of one beast by another in the privacy of their own homes. No, we should not be surprised. Families have been turning their dwelling spaces into veritable Noah’s Arcs for some time now, blind to the larger moral risks of mixing species never meant to cohabitate.

              Two such creatures no longer playing by the rules of domestication are rabbits and cats. The incidence of rape between these house pets has risen at such an alarming rate that many are asking, “Why?”

              More importantly, we should be asking ourselves, “Why now?”

              Despite the trauma and the hurt, this could truly be a teachable moment for Christian families. Currently, there are close to one hundred videos on YouTube depicting rabbits raping cats. It can happen in any home to any type of cat. It can even happen to male cats. Yes, adults are upset and children confused. But ultimately the Bible teaches us the importance of stewardship, or rather the idea that human beings are caretakers of the animal world.

              “Then God said, Let us make man in our image, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” –Genesis 1:26.

              We need to be responsible and forthright about this developing situation. Studying these interactions can help us learn something about the true nature of our family pets and how our personal lifestyles choices can even affect the animal kingdom around us.

              In its most basic form, rabbit rapes are power struggles between two pets climbing all over us for attention. That human attention, in turn, translates into rewards: physical affection, expensive foods and long term care. As dominant creatures, rabbits use sex as a crude weapon. They exploit the inherent weakness of the cat, while dirtying its reputation via surprise penetration. The cat, for its part, submits sheepishly to these attacks. They may even enjoy the warmth and attention at first, before feeling the true pain of anal violation. (For more on cats, see “The Dark Underside Of America’s Obsession With Cat Ownership.”)

              Inevitably, the rabbit uses rape as a way to inform its human masters that it is the superior pet choice. Because these sorts of creatures lack a moral conscience, they know not what they do. They have no self-control and will even pursue fornication in same-sex encounters that cross the species line. They do not understand that their acts are detestable and violate God’s will. As we view these rapes, they are important reminders of the cruelty and immorality that forms the basis of the animal world.

              Why now? This question is especially relevant when you consider the types of households that many pets are being placed in today. Experts agree that animals have been known to mimic humans and hypothetically this could extend to intimate activities. As has been noted previously, same-sex activity does not occur naturally in the wild world.

              It does happen, however, in caged environments like zoos or private homes, just like gang rapes in prison. Following the idea that pets seek rewards from their owners, there is a good possibility that rabbits are simply showing off for their voyeuristic homosexual masters. They hope to garner a treat by offering up a visible affirmation of a radical human lifestyle choice. Perhaps this indicates that sexual attraction abnormalities can be spread from humans to pets.

              The number of practicing homosexuals with homosexual pets is not known, but the correlation is clearly evidenced by the large number of gays online proclaiming that their pets are also gay. As more and more homosexuals take up the trend of pet ownership, it is undeniable that we will see an increase in the number of rabbits raping cats.

              Does this mean that pets who witness human gay sex are more likely to commit rape?

              The question has not been studied in depth but it is an important one for society to address. If pets are watching their owners’ physical relations and emulating our most hardcore displays, this could lead to a crisis in the animal kingdom.

              As homosexuality spreads across the boundary from people to pets and now from one species to the next, how far will it go? Is it also a two-way street? Will humans start copying beastly sexual maneuvers (if they haven’t already)?

              Will our children be affected by seeing such animalistic erotic congress, encouraged to either rape or engage in gay sex on their own? Again, these are important questions and concerned parents should take every precaution to prevent their kids from witnessing such dangerous content in the home and on the internet.

              Taken altogether, this crisis of rabbit rape is clearly an indication that families need to approach pet choices, particularly those involving cats, with caution and prayer.


              Please tell me that's a pisstake and not from the Republican Party Handbook..?
              Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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              • Arn
                Alway confused
                • Sep 2010
                • 7129

                #14962
                Only on Est a Suarez thread would end up being about raping rabbits.
                Stop the cyberhate


                from now on I will skip talking about our finances. That is a promise and will save myself from looking like a

                Susan Black

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                • Yozza
                  Paisley
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10246

                  #14963
                  Originally posted by Arn
                  Only on Est a Suarez thread would end up being about raping rabbits.
                  & Nicey is nowhere is sight...
                  What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                  Batman

                  F*** off!!!

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                  • elrichio86
                    Dalglish
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 4888

                    #14964
                    Originally posted by Arn
                    Only on Est a Suarez thread would end up being about raping rabbits.
                    Its an improvement over the content of the previous dozen pages or so though...

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                    • ChesterDave
                      Paisley
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 32224

                      #14965
                      Originally posted by Arn
                      Only on Est a Suarez thread would end up being about raping rabbits.
                      Originally posted by elrichio86
                      Its an improvement over the content of the previous dozen pages or so though...
                      Football without Origi is nothing

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                      • Arn
                        Alway confused
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 7129

                        #14966
                        Stop the cyberhate


                        from now on I will skip talking about our finances. That is a promise and will save myself from looking like a

                        Susan Black

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                        • dom9
                          Ant Pisser
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 69011

                          #14967
                          Originally posted by Nigey
                          It's another cat, not me. It could eventually be a biscuit disguised as a cat.
                          Soggy biscuit.
                          Oh I don't know.

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                          • Fredo
                            Not to be taken seriously
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 35173

                            #14968
                            Originally posted by dom9
                            Soggy biscuit.
                            Or a soggy sausage biscuit.
                            Are we winning?

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                            • danperkins
                              Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in three moves
                              • May 2010
                              • 50408

                              #14969
                              Originally posted by elrichio86
                              Its an improvement over the content of the previous dozen pages or so though...

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                              • Bender
                                Hodgsoned
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 37671

                                #14970
                                what's the latest ? just got in

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