Luis Suárez

[Gazzla]

Ultimately nobody knows why Suarez wasn't there assuming the rumours are true, all this has kicked off again because of some **** agenda filled article by John Cross and a press conference from a creepy French deviant

[Slinky Skills]

And do you ever post any positive rumours?
Do you ****

And do you ever post anything that isnt a sarcastic dig? Do you ****

Plenty positive posts on transfers, twitter threads

Hey lads, calm down.

Don't be having pops at each other you're both better than that.



I don't want to be seeing no poppages on a Saturday night.

[Sarb]

How was work yesterday Slinks? Any boners?

[Slinky Skills]

How was work yesterday Slinks? Any boners?

No mate, ****ing none yesterday or today which was weird.

It was a bit uncomfortable I'm being honest mate I think me having hard ons had an effect on her in a negative way but I said goodbye to her today and didn't get a boner which is a good thing I guess.

We had a nice departing embrace and I did want to clench that arse and give it a good slapping but it wasn't to be.

Got a staff night out on the 10th next Saturday so I'm hoping I will get the chance to get my hands on that touche next weekend. She's very sporty this bird, did sports science at Bangor Uni and she has a great backside, she makes a great coffee too but a wank cup of tea so she still has a bit to learn.

[ChesterDave]

Is she a netball player?

[little dave hedgehog]

a wank cup of tea

i dunno, i think she sounds perfect for you.

[Assassin]

She's very sporty this bird, did sports science at Bangor Uni and she has a great backside, she makes a great coffee too but I like to wank cup in a cup of tea so she still has a bit to learn.

[Gibbo]

Oh slinky neils gonna get you baaaaaaaad for that one

[ChesterDave]

Oh slinky neils gonna get you baaaaaaaad for that one

He'll be in the dog house for sure...

[Leyton388]

So works been wank then?

[kris90210]

Just need to get something off my chest.

My eldest brother is visiting and tonight we had a massive argument about Liverpool. He used to follow football as a teenager, but he's since become an "intellectual" and doesn't have much time for it anymore. I found out tonight that he was done with it once and for all after the Suarez-Evra incident. To give some context, he hasn't followed the club legitimately for many years, so his knowledge of what actually happened is peripheral. He did not spend week after week (as I did) following the media and the ultimately very damaging fallout that occurred as a result of the incident.

Anyway, tonight he asked me how I could support a player like Suarez, who is so clearly a racist. He brought up the "I don't talk to blacks" quotei from Evra's testimony, taking it as proven fact. Don't think he was aware that it was hearsay. Anyway, he started saying that I am a participant in a process that glosses over racism and treats footballers like they are exempt from basic morality all for the goal of winning. I started telling him that it wasn't so black and white, that there was a lot he didn't know, and that I resented his lecturing as someone who has read one or two articles, whereas I spent a lot of my time getting all of the details and trying to ascertain what actually happened. As we all know, what happened is unclear. One man's word against another's. He wondered how I could defend a player, and wondered how football fans could be so corrupt, supporting teams that supposedly condone this sort of behavior (Chelsea, Liverpool, etc).

As I said, we had a massive fight. Really bad. I'm currently in tears. It's not worth getting so upset about a football team, but it really, really makes me feel awful when my morality is called into question because of the club I support. Makes me feel like ****.

Anyway, I dunno. I just felt that you lot might be able to understand, given that you have followed the club through the entire ordeal.

A really touching post, Marina. I've fallen out with people through defending Suarez. It's crazy isn't it? I don't really talk about it in much depth anymore. Ultimately, does it really matter? certainly not enough to be falling out with friends and family. Suarez is just another example of how mercenary players have become, that's the reality of modern day football. what's that saying, 'god give me the strenght to accept the things I cannot change?' I'm trying to adopt that mentality now towards football. I won't get involved in debates about suarez, except to point out how hypocritical other fans are when pretty much every single team has their share of divers, cheats and mercenaries.

Like mr m said, I'd be happy to ship him off to real madrid if he really doesn't want to be here. I'd be looking at getting some swap deals going on as well mind you. While no one wanted to go to spurs, I reckon xabi could make a good case for us - when all's said and done we are still one of the most prestigious names in world football.

[Chazza]

Cecil says he won't be joining Arsenal.

Luis Suarez will not go to Arsenal - Christian Purslow

Liverpool's former managing director Christian Purslow believes Luis Suarez will stay with the Reds unless a club other than Arsenal make a bid for him.

The Gunners have had two offers for Suarez, 26, rejected by Liverpool.

And Purslow does not envisage the Reds selling to a club they hope to rival for a top four place next season.

"If the only offer is from Arsenal I would expect Luis Suarez to stay at Liverpool," Purslow told BBC Radio 5 live's Sportsweek programme.

Suarez, who has spoken of his desire to leave to play Champions League football, came on as a second-half substitute in Steven Gerrard's testimonial at Anfield on Saturday.

The striker was given a rousing reception from Liverpool's fans when he came on, although he did little to acknowledge the show of support.

"It's disappointing as a follower of Liverpool that the player has so publicly and so early in the close season made it pretty clear that he would like to move on," said Purslow.

"I'm pretty realistic about these things and it's not that unusual for a player of that magnitude to want to play at Champions League level. That appears to be his motivation."

Arsenal's latest offer for Suarez was £40m and £1 and, although the Uruguayan international believes the amount triggers a release a clause in his contract, Liverpool do not agree.

Purslow added: "I think there is also an issue with Suarez's judgement.

"I think coming out so publicly early in the close season he was thinking of Arsenal when he made it clear he wanted to move."

Former Liverpool director of football Damien Comolli - who signed Suarez for the club - told BBC Radio 5 live: "It looks like a very messy situation.

"When I was there, we knew it would be hard to keep players like Reina, Agger, Luis if we couldn't get into the Champions League. Luis is extremely ambitious and with all due respect to Liverpool, they're a top eight side, not top four like Arsenal."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23566120

[spider-neil]

with all due respect to Liverpool, they're a top eight side, not top four like Arsenal."

A situation you helped create with the millions you pissed up the wall on average players.

[danperkins]

A situation you helped create with the millions you pissed up the wall on average players.

he's a ****ing moron

[Gazzla]

Carroll, Downing, Adam, that's over £60m right there on total **** all negotiated and signed by the football genius known as Comolli.

**** off you useless ****