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  • Neil Young
    Prosecco Socialist
    • Aug 2006
    • 62564

    #17311
    Good memory! But no, not even that. Just regular stuff - porridge, bananas, pitta bread.

    Might go for a ride soon though. The beans and energy drink should push me right over the edge.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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    • James P
      This week, I have been mostly holding on too long
      • Aug 2007
      • 1693

      #17312
      Originally posted by Neil Young
      Although it might also be because I've been treating crabs.
      Ouch - you have my sympathy (Virtual to avoid transfer by body contact)
      Last edited by James P; 08-08-13, 04:25 PM. Reason: D'oh - had an attack of 'entirely wrong word-itis'

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      • badpiggy
        Special Kind of Scum
        • Nov 2006
        • 14174

        #17313
        Does this mean that you'll be buzzing off anagrams again? That was great.
        Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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        • Neil Young
          Prosecco Socialist
          • Aug 2006
          • 62564

          #17314
          Looks like James already is.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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          • Cormack74
            Paisley
            • Jan 2007
            • 10533

            #17315
            Originally posted by PTP
            i ****ing despise Piers Morgan as much as any celebrity cunt in the world

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            • Bender
              Hodgsoned
              • Jul 2006
              • 37671

              #17316
              Originally posted by kingfunk
              It's a sad, sad situation. Ain't it.

              #noeltonjohnjokes
              his own doing though .....if he's gonna leave be man enough and apologize to the club and fans

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              • Sarb
                Doomed, we're all doomed!
                • Jun 2007
                • 11302

                #17317
                Originally posted by Neil Young
                I don't bet.

                But I can't see the club selling him for less than £40m and I think he'll go for more if he's sold to either of the two clubs mentioned (or probably anyone else either).
                Neither do I

                But all I was saying is it is tough to get the higher price if you are offering the player around. But hope you are right
                Last edited by Sarb; 08-08-13, 04:38 PM.

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                • Joey Jones
                  Oh Joey, Joey!
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 1340

                  #17318
                  Originally posted by PTP
                  i ****ing despise Piers Morgan as much as any celebrity cunt in the world

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                  • Exiled_red
                    Paisley
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 55256

                    #17319
                    Originally posted by PTP
                    i ****ing despise Piers Morgan as much as any celebrity cunt in the world
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                    • Vermilion
                      Shooterista
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 32026

                      #17320

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                      • TheElephantMan
                        Hodgsoned
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 9076

                        #17321
                        What would a player need to do to get themselves sacked? I wondered how low Suarez would sink and if he could get himself sacked then he would be a free agent.

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                        • Norbs
                          Big Girl's Blouse
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 42637

                          #17322
                          Rooney to Chelsea, Suarez to the unthinkables. You heard it here first

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                          • red g
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 29964

                            #17323
                            Nah Madrid will see sense and buy Suarez for 50m instead of Bale for £85million.
                            _____________________________________

                            Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                            Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                            • dom9
                              Ant Pisser
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 69011

                              #17324
                              Originally posted by TheElephantMan
                              What would a player need to do to get themselves sacked? I wondered how low Suarez would sink and if he could get himself sacked then he would be a free agent.
                              Gross misconduct.

                              So something like a failed drugs test.

                              When Chelsea sacked Mutu, he also had to buy himself out of his contract before they released his registration. In the end, I think Juventus paid it. About £18m if memory serves.
                              Oh I don't know.

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                              • baitman
                                Dad's Cabs
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 27735

                                #17325
                                Originally posted by TheElephantMan
                                What would a player need to do to get themselves sacked? I wondered how low Suarez would sink and if he could get himself sacked then he would be a free agent.
                                suarez will piss in brendans lucozade
                                removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                                too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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