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  • Neil Young
    Prosecco Socialist
    • Aug 2006
    • 62564

    #17326
    Originally posted by Vermilion
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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    • dom9
      Ant Pisser
      • Aug 2006
      • 69011

      #17327
      Originally posted by baitman
      suarez will piss in brendans lucozade
      And then give it a good stir?
      Oh I don't know.

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      • Phoenix07
        The Normal One
        • Sep 2008
        • 10405

        #17328
        He could buy out his own contract and move to Real Madrid on a cheaper deal for Real. That's if he wanted to act like an utter ****.

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        • Neil Young
          Prosecco Socialist
          • Aug 2006
          • 62564

          #17329
          I can't believe that's allowed. Surely.

          Actually I think I read somewhere once that there's some massive tax liability that arises which makes it punitive. Or something. I dunno, I may have imagined it.

          Anyway there has to be a good reason against doing it otherwise it would happen sometimes, if not all the time.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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          • Phoenix07
            The Normal One
            • Sep 2008
            • 10405

            #17330
            I've just checked. He can't unless it's 3 years into the contract. That's probably why most players don't bother, because a lot of them don't stick around that long, or it's not worth the hassle of being looked down upon to force a move.

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            • Neil Young
              Prosecco Socialist
              • Aug 2006
              • 62564

              #17331
              The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I read they get taxed on the money given to them by their new club to reimburse them. Basically they buy out their contract with taxed income but are assessed for tax on all the money they receive. So someone somewhere has to pay an extra 40% - or something.

              James will probably be along soon to explain it all in mind-numbing detail.
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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              • kingfunk
                Doesnt subscribe to Craig's conspiracy theories!
                • May 2008
                • 11751

                #17332
                I think we will have a statement from Suarez tomorrow evening saying he is staying!

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                • Sarb
                  Doomed, we're all doomed!
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 11302

                  #17333
                  Rodgers is back from the PL Managers Meeting and Henry has been here. Doubt it will be a quiet for LFC news in the papers tonight

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                  • Leyton388
                    aka liverpooltj
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 26044

                    #17334
                    Henry must be absolutely fuming with Suarez.

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                    • kingfunk
                      Doesnt subscribe to Craig's conspiracy theories!
                      • May 2008
                      • 11751

                      #17335
                      Originally posted by Leyton388
                      Henry must be absolutely fuming with Suarez.
                      Steam coming out his ears, literally.

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                      • Sarb
                        Doomed, we're all doomed!
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 11302

                        #17336
                        Originally posted by kingfunk
                        Steam coming out his ears, literally.
                        Bet his Mrs is probably thinking why she bothered coming over.

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                        • kingfunk
                          Doesnt subscribe to Craig's conspiracy theories!
                          • May 2008
                          • 11751

                          #17337
                          I wouldn't like to get one of her stiletto's in the ball bag, good luck Luis!

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                          • BobTheCharmer
                            Pantomime Villain
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 19183

                            #17338
                            Originally posted by kingfunk
                            I wouldn't like to get one of her stiletto's in the ball bag, good luck Luis!
                            Yet some people regularly pay good money for just that. Life.
                            Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won

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                            • Sarb
                              Doomed, we're all doomed!
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 11302

                              #17339
                              Originally posted by BobTheCharmer
                              Yet some people regularly pay good money for just that. Life.


                              I reckon Slinky would be up for that ****

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                              • BobTheCharmer
                                Pantomime Villain
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 19183

                                #17340
                                Originally posted by Sarb


                                I reckon Slinky would be up for that ****
                                Oh for sure, the poor *******s balls must be in a shocking state. They'll drop off one day. Thinking about it, that would make Wales a safer place.
                                Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won

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