Luis Suárez

[I, Ravel Morrison]

Looks as he's already at it.
Needs to held back on the first, then kicks SG and tops it all by throwing stuff at teammates.

Yeah, he's kicking things off against Moses. Had to be held down with a chokehold by one of the trainers.

[frank the tank]

he probably came into training one day, saw that we were after signing Toure, Moses and Sakho and thought "are yee taking the piss?!"

[rodo]

Just saw this utterly pathetic article in the mail its a ****ing joke
Dear Luis,
Welcome back. It’s been a while. The season is already in full swing but English football will be all the richer for your return.
You have made it very clear you feel persecuted in this country but you should know that we have missed you.
Well, we have missed some of you.

We have missed Suarez the footballer. A footballer of extraordinary talent. We have missed your astonishing skill, your ruthless will to win, your commitment to the tackle, your competitive edge, your obsessive love of scoring, your determination to fight for the cause, your skill, your pace, your power.
We have missed your ability to change a game with a single, mazey run, your ability to trap a ball with the lace of your boot, to land a ball at the foot of a team-mate, seemingly at any pace and at any angle.
But we haven’t missed what comes with all that. We understand that a competitive professional will sometimes push the boundaries of fair play but your record is something else entirely. Your persecution complex is totally misguided given your track record, as was your planned escape route from Anfield this summer.

Sometimes your behaviour has been pathetic — the diving and the tantrums — which do not befit such a magnificent footballer. Sometimes your behaviour has been offensive and unacceptable — the biting and the racist language — that do not befit any member of a civilised society, let alone a supposed role model for children around the world (and you must be aware that you are).
In the wake of all your hysterical nonsense, your club have stood by you. Blindly and loyally. Liverpool have ignored all advice, all logic and reason and endured endless ridicule to stand up for you, showing you far more loyalty than you yourself deserved (and far more loyalty than you showed them).

The club have given you another chance and you owe them.
We cannot wait for your return to action. But you have no more lives left.
Please, cut out the nonsense and behave. Your talent and your supporters deserve so much better.
Yours in Sport,
MailOnline Sport


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[ChesterDave]

Bbc posted a few lines of it earlier. A little moral panic over a football player from the paper that gave us Nazi Sympathising, employs Richard 'I actually made that up' Littlejohn, and Jan 'gay people die young because of their decadent lifestyle' Moir.

Pathetic sewer dwelling ****rag of a paper

[I, Ravel Morrison]

he probably came into training one day, saw that we were after signing Toure, Moses and Sakho and thought "are yee taking the piss?!"

"Ai yai yai! Negritos everywhere!"

[dizzycat]

Time to put some old school Prodigy tunes on

[RedAndWhite]

Time to put some old school Prodigy tunes on

Now that you mention it this comes to mind

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw]Prodigy - Firestarter[/ame]

[Kenneth]

Suarez to get sent off for petrol bombing the Stratford end.

[kubrickscube]

Everybody in the place is old school prodigy. Fire starter is kind of middle school. Erm. As you were

[frank the tank]

Bbc posted a few lines of it earlier. A little moral panic over a football player from the paper that gave us Nazi Sympathising, employs Richard 'I actually made that up' Littlejohn, and Jan 'gay people die young because of their decadent lifestyle' Moir.

Pathetic sewer dwelling ****rag of a paper

****in brilliant summary!! Gonna nick it if you don't mind budvar

[Madridred]

Come on Luis,pleaseeee have a good match tonight, hope you score one or two too

[Daniel 7]

Rusty as ****

[danperkins]

Rusty as ****

Kinda shocked he was in some peoples top 3 for MOM.

[Chazza]

****house vole cunt!

[wiw]

Shouldn't take him long though. He's fit as a butchers dog