Luis Suárez

[Darkon]

How long does six games cover? Two months?

As far as I know, it's either a certain amount of games or a ban from international matches for a certain amount of time i.e. 6 months.

If he get's matches it doesn't matter if 4 are played during this month or they were stretched over a longer period of time - it would just be that amount of matches.

[fah-q]

It wouldn't if he just delayed the inevitable by appealing, but I'm not bothered either way. I just want him to get help. Sure, he deserves punishment too but I'm not remotely arsed so long as it doesn't affect us. All I want is for him get his head right because it clearly isn't.

The quicker we can get him out of that environment and back to Brendan and Steve the better.

[ChesterDave]

Also technically boats don't sail, ships do*.

* according to QI

[Darkon]

He does but why are you arsed? I'd find the righteous indignation and pure FUME ****ing amazing if he played the next game. I want him to appeal, play the next game, score, send Uruguay through and boil the piss of an entire planet

I'm arsed at the same amount I would any other player. It's **** conduct on the field (unsportmanship) and I don't like to watch that on the field and don't think it belongs anywhere near football. Any player biting, punching, spitting or whatever should be banned and that's it really. Don' care if it's SUarez, Rooney, Messi or some other random player at the tourney - they should be banned for the good of the game.

[Scratch]

He won't, there won't be a right of appeal if under 2 months I think. They will likely do an immediate ban and then open another long term case if they are thinking of more than match bans (which I doubt)

And that said I wouldn't in any way love if he played the next game, he derserves to be banned for the rest of the tournament.

Can they realistically do that...ban him and then reban him later on? Doubtful surely.

[ChesterDave]

If he has no right of appeal I wonder how many people will be spouting their "if that wasn't on a football pitch" nonsense.

[Shaggy]

Fingers crossed he gets 6 games international or something. I'd love that. United fans and all the other vested interest cunts who are canvassing journalists to get him banned across all football for a year would be crying into their cornflakes for weeks.

[Pablo]

I think not taking that chance, when Buffon saved with his legs, pushed him over the edge.

He didn't look right mentally when he came out after half time. He looked like he was absolutely fuming. The Italian CBs had done a really good job of stifling him. That coupled with the fact he's clearly not match fit (and slightly overweight I'd add!) meant I think he knew this wasn't going to be his night. He's the sorest loser on the planet

It's basically what my two year old daughter does when she doesn't get what she wants, her natural instinct is to bite. Suarez is basically a two year old when he's on the field, but a genius one

I reserve the right to be not that arsed about this one by the way, for some reason it didn't affect me nearly as much as when he did it for Liverpool.

[ChesterDave]

Fingers crossed he gets 6 games international or something. I'd love that. United fans and all the other vested interest cunts who are canvassing journalists to get him banned across all football for a year would be crying into their cornflakes for weeks.

Danny Mills would explode with disappointment at anything less than life imprisonment

[Pablo]

Fingers crossed he gets 6 games international or something. I'd love that. United fans and all the other vested interest cunts who are canvassing journalists to get him banned across all football for a year would be crying into their cornflakes for weeks.

I still think it will be similar to that. I will take every opportunity to smugly tell them this will keep him fresher for our title run in and Champions League campaign

[Darkon]

Can they realistically do that...ban him and then reban him later on? Doubtful surely.

Dunno, it's FIFA and I'm not certain logic or normal judicial practices are really their main concern

It's just my speculation, all I'm really certain about is that they will find some way to make sure he won't play another game this WC. Realistically he will get some 5-8 match ban and that's it I reckon.

[ChesterDave]

888 Sport (The Poker site Luis advertises for) are offering 1/10 that he gets banned. Seems quite generous odds to me!

[danperkins]

When he's playing somewhere else next season will his 'supporters' be as vocal? As a scorer of goals the bloke is a phenom, as an adult human being he appears to be a bit of an oxygen thief!

amazon player but a bit of a gob****e

[rodo]

888 Sport (The Poker site Luis advertises for) are offering 1/10 that he gets banned. Seems quite generous odds to me!

oh the same sponsors that were "considering there position"

[ChesterDave]

amazon player but a bit of a gob****e

Got to be a bit of a gob****e to survive. Its a jungle out there