Luis Suárez

[rodo]

[Slinky Skills]

Just sit it out , he'll still be the premiership top goal scorer next season.

omg slinky and Gray are telepathically linked

edit: Graaaaay!!! Close your mind! NOW!!! before you see his inner thoughts!

Which Bookie will move first and push his odds out?

So to summarise:

• Can't play him for four months.
• His sell on value has dropped dramatically.
• Won't be match fit until the end of November as he can't train.
• Have to pay him while he's banned.
• Forced to keep him knowing he's one more major transgression away from a likely long term/lifetime ban.

Yay!

[Kenneth]

“Before the game too many people in England laughed about my attitude over the last few years. This is a very good time for me. I want to see what they think now.”

Ok, they think you're a cock.

[dom9]

I'm still in a mood.

[IJM]

Re: the training thing. The BBC are saying that he's banned from training. The BBC are rarely wrong.

So his four month ban isn't a four month ban. It's like a six month ban. 4 of the actual ban, 1 to train and get match fit again and another 1 to get his eye in again.

Though admittedly I'm being more than a little pessimistic.

[danperkins]

Ok, they think you're a cock.

he made an absolute cunt of himself

[Zapater]

So in hindsight, who would have taken 50m and Alexis Sanchez??

Depending on how we'd use the money, I'd definitely be in favour of this. But as said before, unlikely to happen now.

[poorscousertommy]

Ok, they think you're a cock.

Lol

[Leyton388]

The silly **** has cost us big here.

[Resu]

Re: the training thing. The BBC are saying that he's banned from training. The BBC are rarely wrong.

So his four month ban isn't a four month ban. It's like a six month ban. 4 of the actual ban, 1 to train and get match fit again and another 1 to get his eye in again.

He'll be close to match fitness when the ban is over. He'll be given a program that he can follow at home/in a gym. But four months without any match training be a challenge. Carra will have to gather some old players for a few games so Lois can kick a ball others than his kids.

[ChesterDave]

As much as Keane deserves calling for the challenge it was not that which ended his career. Haaland himself has said he gave up playing because of the other leg- the one that Keane did not damage

[chadrtc]

I don't agree. We know he's an idiot and should be punished for what he did, but it's one rule for him and another for the rest. Everyone knows that if any other player did the same thing, they wouldn't get half of the punishment. He did in a Uruguay jersey, not ours so they should wear the costs.

It's not though, there is no precedence for biting because he is the only player who does it... And he does it with alarming regularity.

If he does it one more time, it's likely he'll never set foot on a pitch again.

[Fredo]

Cuntona got a similar ban didn't he? 6 or 7 months, banned from training with the team and forced to do work with the kids.

[ChesterDave]

It's not though, there is no precedence for biting because he is the only player who does it... And he does it with alarming regularity.

If he does it one more time, it's likely he'll never set foot on a pitch again.

Jermaine Defoe.

[chadrtc]

I don't agree. We know he's an idiot and should be punished for what he did, but it's one rule for him and another for the rest. Everyone knows that if any other player did the same thing, they wouldn't get half of the punishment. He did in a Uruguay jersey, not ours so they should wear the costs.

Jermaine Defoe.

But that was less clear cut... And not the third time in front of the world at the showpiece tournament.